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Crash course on Bollywood dialogue writing m - Part III

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Besides these, keep this collection of some other important dialogues which you will need from time to time.

Heroine
Romantic: Hato... tum bade woh ho!
Pyaar ka ikraar: Tumhare liye mein sari duniya chod dungi
Tragedy: Maine tumhe kya samjha, aur tum kya nikley!
Meeting the Hero years after they slept together: Yeh hamare pyar ki nishani hai

Mother
Annoyed mother: Tu paida hone se pehle mar kyun nahi gaya
Sad mother : Yeh sunese pehle mere kaan kyun nahi phat gaye
Angry mother : Aaj se tum hamare liye marr chuke ho

Father
Annoyed father: Mere jeeteji yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti.
Main kahta hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey
Aaj se is ghar ke darwaze tumhare liye hamesha ke liye bandh ho gaye
Ehsaan tale daba father: Main aapka yeh ehsaan zindagi bhar nahi bhula paoonga
Maine aapka namak khaya hai sethji

Villain
Money lender villain: Toh us namak ke paise kaun dega, tera baap?
Firang villain: Batao faarmoola kahan hay?
Ab Saare Hindustan par hamara raaj hoga
Flirt villain: Kahan jaa rahi ho chhamak chhalon
In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai
Atheist villain: Bula tere bhagwan ko-- dekhta hoon kaun ata hai?
Khatarnaak villain: Gaddari ki ek hi sazaa hoti hai, maut
Uski koi kamzori hogi, koi maa ya behan?

Hero's sister
After indulging in sexual acts with Mr. Wrong:
Mein tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon
Main kissi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahi

Khadoos mother in law
Eh Chudail, tere baap ne ab tak dahej ki rakam nahin chukayi
Ey Kulta, ab kaha se mooh kala karke aayee hain?
Aah Haa Haa, dekho toh, maharani, yahan baithey baithey maaje se parothe kha rahi hain

Doctor
Doctor with bad news: I am sorry
Doctor with good news: Badhai ho, tum baap bannay waalay ho
Incapable doctor: Ab sabh kuch upar waley ke haath mein hain
Bacche ko to hum ney bacha liya par maa...
Aapne inhe yahan lane mein thodi der kar di

So there you go. Study these notes well and you'll be a successful writer in Bollywood. Hope this crash course helped you grow as a writer and also as a human being.

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