By:
Deepa
Gahlot,
IndiaFM
Friday,
June
22,
2007
Undoubtedly
the
funniest
bit
of
news
recently
was
that
Shah
Rukh
Khan
will
be
endorsing
fairness
cream
for
men.
Looks
like
stars
will
sell
anything
if
the
price
is
right,
so
just
for
the
heck
of
it,
we
suggest
some
products
that
the
rest
of
our
Bollywood
brigade
could
endorse.
Vivek
Oberoi:
A
newly
formulated
lotion
that
thickens
the
skin,
so
all
references
to
'exes'
would
have
no
effect.
Sunny
Deol:
A
special
health
supplement,
whoever
takes
it
will
get
a
dhai
kilo
ka
haath.
(Obviously
to
be
kept
away
from
the
reach
of
children
and
women!)
Kareena
Kapoor:
Since
all
the
dusky
beauties
are
racing
ahead
of
her,
maybe
she
could
advertise
a
cream
that
naturally
and
gradually
bronzes
the
skin.
(Bhala
uski
twacha
meri
twacha
se
sanwli
kaise?)
Aamir
Khan:
Lagaan
chhaap
cricket
bat
that
would
enable
the
player
to
play
"righteous" cricket
for
at
least
six
years.
Bipasha
Basu:
A
magic
magnet
to
attract
discarded
boyfriends
whenever
arm
candy
is
needed.
John
Abraham:
Chappals
-
the
kind
celebs
can
wear
on
various
red
carpets
with
pride.
Saif
Ali
Khan:
A
Nawabi
cologne-
so
no
matter
what
the
wearer
does,
he
comes
out
smelling
of
roses.
Rakhi
Sawant:
A
megaphone
(bhonpu)
that
constantly
sings
the
praises
of
the
user.
Mallika
Sherawat:
Designer
burqas
that
conceal
the
face
and
reveal
the
cleavage.
Rani
Mukerji:
A
bug
repellent
that
will
drive
the
media
away,
when
a
star
wishes
to
go
off
press.
Rajnikant:
Agarbattis
to
use
for
worshipping
film
stars.
Akshay
Kumar:
A
beard
dye
-
fans
fainted
of
shock
when
he
appeared
in
public
with
a
salt-and-pepper
beard.
Shabana
Azmi:
A
pulpit,
from
where
a
pet
cause
can
be
preached.
(Preity
Zinta
would
be
the
first
buyer.)
Salman
Khan:
A
magnetic
device
that
deflects
potential
brides-who
wouldn't
want
to
know
the
secret
to
eternal
bachelorhood?
Abhishek
Bachchan&Aishwarya
Rai:
Definitely
an
adhesive-that
will
keep
the
bond
between
a
married
couple
stuck
forever.
(Abhiash
ka
jod
hai
tootega
nahin)
Amitabh
Bachchan:
A
health
tonic
for
energy
at
64
(oh,
he
already
does
that
ad?)
Then
maybe
a
digestive
for
the
older
man
(he
does
that
too?)
How
about
an
expensive
pen
to
sign
autographs?
(he
does
that
too??).
Well
then
something
to
keep
the
hair
black
at
this
age?
(he
does
that
too???)
He's
done
suitings,
solitaires,
colas,
chocolates,
watches,
gizmos
too?
How
about
tractors
for
the
increasing
breed
of
star
farmers?
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