Shahrukh Khan is known as the ' Badshah Of Bollywood' , but off late he has become the 'Badshah Of Witty One-Liners' as well. SRK is one of those actors who is entertaining both on and off-screen. The man is a genius and he proves it with his inspirational witty quotes.
SRK's witty side is often seen during press meets, when
reporters ask him dumb questions, he makes sure to give them back
in the most astounding way. Once a reporter had tried to act smart
and questioned him, "When will you start making different movies?
, to which SRK being at his wittiest best replied, "When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?" Wow, now that was one awesome answer and my personal favourite.
Shahrukh Khan is multi-talented, he has been a successful actor,
producer, TV show host, anchor, businessman and philanthropist. He
is just the best at everything he does and he isn't least bit shy
to say it out loud too. He is often heard telling, " I am the
best", and indeed he is the best. In fact he is so good at what he
does that he is an inspiration to many in Bollywood. Actor Sidharth Malhotra whose latest movie
Villain was a huge success at Box Office told, "A lot of
people thought it was suicidal for me to play a dark character at
such an early stage of my career. But I had a perfect example in
SRK, who played negative characters in Darr, Baazigar and Anjaam
towards the beginning of his career. So in a way, he inspired me to
take the plunge. Back then, he was the romantic hero of Hindi
cinema who managed to pull off a negative character with élan. My
character in Ek Villain is my tribute to him."
Shahrukh Khan is currently busy with his movie Happy New
Year starring Deepika Padukone as his leading lady.
He has been in talks with Dev D director Anurag Kashyap as
well. Looks like SRK after delivering a blockbuster hit like
Chennai Express is again going to
be back with a bang. Having said that, let us take a look at his
most entertaining witty one-liners.
Reporter: "You are so good looking, do you wake up like
SRK: "No, I have to go through a plastic surgery every
"I'm like a Rolls Royce which can run without an engine,just on
"My biggest achievement is that I can make a lot of people smile
just by my presence, even if its a Lux ad."
Reporter: Salman was moved to tears during your stage appearance
together at Sensations 2005, when you said kind words about him. Is
your relationship going well now ?
SRK: "Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a
"I don't see why anyone would focus on my back, unless they like
"I trust two people, myself and the other is not you, its
"If you like me, raise you hand. If you don't, raise your
Reporter: "We heard you are getting paid quite a lot for KBC-3
but you have been tight lipped about it. Could you let us know how
much they are paying you?"
SRK: "If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask
you your age."
Mandira Bedi: "Do you think having Shilpa Shetty (Rajasthan
Royals) and Preity Zinta (Kings XI Punjab) as rival team owners
will sour their relations with you?
SRK: "Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their
careers. And as far as I can remember, I started yours
Reporter: "Are you bisexual?"
SRK: "I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything."
Reporter: "How has fatherhood affected your acting career?"
SRK: "Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby."
"Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always
take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of
"I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them
'With Love, Shah Rukh'."
"Awards that ignore me are losers."
"I'm running in a race and people are on the other track, I'm
running with myself."