One
Every
movie
has
the
same
storyline.
In
the
old
days,
movies
always
involved
the
hot
guy
saving
the
hot
girl
from
the
villains.
Now,
the
hot
guy
falls
in
love
with
the
girl,
but
somehow
they
just
can't
or
don't
want
to
be
together,
so
the
movie
is
a
series
of
events
which
makes
them
fall
for
each
other.
Where
is
the
originality?
Two
There
are
so
many
issues
in
the
world
but
a
Bollywood
film
will
always
be
a
love
story
showing
a
middle
aged
actress
falling
in
love
with
a
hero
who
looks
like
her
kid
brother.
Three
The
singing
and
dancing.
Every
20
minutes,
the
actor
bursts
into
song
and,
instantly,
all
the
village
people/college
students/people
at
the
mall/wedding
guests
start
singing
and
dancing
in
sync
with
each
other.
Four
The
sound
effects
accompanying
the
fake
punches
and
kicks.
The
same
sounds
are
used
for
every
action
sequence
in
every
movie.
Bullets
are
seemingly
absorbed
into
the
hero's
skin
and
he
usually
loses
his
shirt
in
the
fracas.
Five
The
vulgarity.
Was
it
really
necessary
for
the
heroine
needs
to
strip
down
to
a
bikini
just
to
dance?
Item
songs
of
yesteryear
were
never
this
raunchy.
They
were
loved
because
they
were
good,
not
because
the
item
girl
was
practically
naked.
Six
The
fact
that
even
movies
that
deal
with
serious
issues
have
at
least
one
comedic
character.
The
viewers
don't
need
some
wannabe
cowboy
with
a
ditzy
blonde
for
a
girlfriend
as
comic
relief.
Seven
The
westernisation
of
Indian
movies
is
really
laughable,
as
if
they're
trying
to
convince
themselves
that
that's
what
they
really
are.
Which
Indian
family
happily
lets
their
daughter
and
sisters
drive
in
top-open
cars,
picking
up
their
guy
friends
and
going
to
dance
clubs
in
locations
which
look
strangely
like
Italy?
Eight
There
was
a
time
when
the
Indian
film
industry
was
capable
of
producing
films
like
Pakeeza
and
Mughal-e-Azam.
Now,
each
movie
seems
like
a
caricature
of
the
previous
one.
Nine
The
songs.
You
know
there's
something
seriously
wrong
when
you
hear
that
someone's
4-year-old
daughter
can
sing
that
insane
‘Sheila' song
but
still
can't
recite
the
alphabet.
Ten
The
fact
that
people
don't
realise
that
most
Indian
movies
are
a
frame
by
frame
copy
of
Hollywood
movies.
Who
needs
actual
writers
when
just
translators
would
do?
From
Three
Men
and
a
Baby
to
Hitch
Bollywood
has
copied
it
all.