Plot
When
you
find
the
name
Chetan
Bhagat
rolling
in
the
start
credits,
you
already
know
what
you
have
signed
up
for!
Nevertheless
for
those
who
haven't
read
the
novel,
here's
how
the
plot
unravels...
Half
Girlfriend
opens
with
a
heart-broken
Madhav
Jha
(Arjun
Kapoor)
who
learns
that
Riya
Somani
(Shraddha
Kapoor)
has
left
him.
The
film
then
rewinds
back
to
the
time
when
they
first
met
at
St.
Stephen's
college
in
Delhi.
Madhav
is
a
Hindi
speaking
boy
from
Patna
who
has
secured
a
seat
in
the
college
under
sports
quota.
On
the
other
hand,
Riya
is
a
posh
city-bred
girl
who
has
an
affinity
for
'rains'.
It's
love
at
first
sight
for
Madhav
on
the
basketball
court.
His
friends
caution
him
that
'bawaal' Riya
is
out
of
his
league.
But
Madhav
has
his
mommy's
advice
to
reckon
upon-
'haaro
mat
...
haar
ko
harao'.
Pretty
soon,
Madhav
and
Riya
become
good
friends
as
they
both
share
a
common
interest-
basketball. A
typical
love
story
of
a
poor-guy-falls-in-love-with-a-stinky-rich-girl
is
just
cooking
up.
But
hey,
there's
a
catch!
Riya
has
set
the
rules
straight.
'Main
tumhari
girlfriend
nahin.
But
I
can
be
your
half
girlfriend',
she
tells
Madhav and
the
poor
lad
is
too
dazzled
to
react.
While
they
are
trying
to
fit
into
this
new
relationship,
one
day
our
Romeo,
provoked
by
his
friends
to
test
Riya's
'love'
tries
to
get
touchy-feely
with
her
in
his
room.
When
Riya
tries
to
rebuke
his
advances,
he
throws
in
a
crassy
line,
'Deti
hai
toh
de
varna
kat
le'
and
almost
ends
up
phyically
assaulting
her.
Time
to
break
up!
Riya
decides
to
settle
down
with
her
childhood
buddy
Rohan. Madhav
meanwhile
is
left
with
a
broken
heart.
Enter
a
major
life
transition.
Madhav,
still
suffering
from
pangs
of
separation, returns
to
his
hometown
Simraon.
He
decides
to
devote
his
life
to
worthwhile
causes,
like
improving
the
village
school,
and
taking
up
English
lessons
so
he
can
get
a
grant
from
the
Bill
and
Melinda
Gates
Foundation.
But
hey
what's
a
love
story
without
a
twist!
Enter
Riya
Somani
who
is
now
a
divorcee.
Will
old
feelings
be
rekindled
or
will
she
be
Madhav's
'Half
Girlfriend'
forever?
Direction
Mohit
Suri's
last
film
Hamari
Adhuri
Kahaani
had
me
pulling
my
hair
in
despair
when
he
reduced
the
super
talented
Vidya
Balan
to
a
crying
banashee
in
the
film.
Two
years
later,
the
man
returns
back
to
the
spotlight
with
Half
Girlfriend.
While
Bhagat's novel
isn't
a
piece
of pure
literature
with
a
great
storyline,
the
filmmaker
too
doesn't
get
a
bigger
playground
to
display
his
directorial
skills
in
terms
of
plot.
His
characters
are
superficial
and
fail
to
keep
you
engrossed.
They
just
seem
to
be
fleeting
in
and
out
of
the
scene
without
evoking
any
emotions
in
you.
Performances
Arjun
Kapoor
is
miscast
as
Madhav
Jha.
His
struggle
to
get
the
Bihari
accent
right
is
quite
evident
throughout
the
film.
Barring
a
scene
or
two,
he
fails
to
make
a
mark.
Shraddha
Kapoor
does
what
she
usually
does
in
all
her
films.
She
flutters
her
eyelashes,
strums
a
guitar
and
pretends
to
lip-sync
a
terrible
English
song
that's
more
like
a
noise.
Vikrant
Massey
starts
off
on
a
promising
note
only
to
be
saddled
down
by
a
poorly-sketched
role.
One
wonders
what's
a
talent
like
Seema
Biswas
doing
in
the
film?
Rhea
Chakraborthy
is
wasted
in
her
cameo
role.
Technical
Aspects
The
lacklustre
screenplay
doesn't
catch
your
attention.
Outdated
dialogues
like
'Kuch
cheezein
aisi
tootati
hai
ki
unka
doobara
judna
possible
nahi
hota
...
sirf
daraarein
reh
jaati
hai' masquerade
as
poetic
lines.
Vishnu
Rao's
cinematography
works
fine
with
the
film
but
one
wished
that
the
editing
scissors
would
have
been
a
bit
more
sharper
to
avoid
the
jarring
narrative.
Music
'Phir
Bhi
Tumko
Chahunga',
'Baarish'
and
'Tu
Hi
Hain'
stand
out
in
the
album.
On
the
other
hand,
the
English
tracks
are
a
complete
disappointment
and
stick
out
like
a
sore
thumb.
Verdict
Mediocre
performances
and
sluggish
pace
play
a
major
spoilsport
in
Half
Girlfriend
as
director Mohit
Suri
seems
to
have
taken
the
'half'
in
the
film's
title
a
tad
too
seriously.
The
film
has
a
couple
of
instances
where
Riya
(Shraddha)
is
seen
crooning
'Stay
A
Little
Longer'.
Wonder
if
that
was
meant
for
the
restless
lot
of
us
who
were
waiting
for
the
end
credits
to
roll
soon!