"Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too,'''' Daily Telegraph quoted Hilton as saying breezily. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. "But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president.
"So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude, and I want America to know I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she stated. Besides the mocking dialogue, Hilton also put forward her plans to combine elements from McCain and Obama.
"We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. ... Energy crisis solved, I'll see you at the debates, bitches!'''' she said. Before ending, Hilton stated that she is at the moment thinking about who will be her vice-president. "I''m thinking Rihanna,'''' she said, referring to the singer-songwriter. "I''ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. Bye!'''' she added.