Jessica
Simpson
"Is
this
chicken,
what
I
have,
or
is
this
fish?
I
know
it's
tuna,
but
it
says
'Chicken
by
the
Sea."
"I'm
not
anorexic.
I'm
from
Texas.
Are
there
people
from
Texas
that
are
anorexic?
I've
never
heard
of
one.
And
that
includes
me."
Arnold
Schwarzenegger
"I
think
gay
marriage
is
something
that
should
be
between
a
man
and
a
woman."
David
Beckham
"I
definitely
want
Brooklyn
to
be
christened,
but
I
don't
know
into
what
religion
yet."
Keanu
Reeves
"I
cried
over
beauty,
I
cried
over
pain,
and
the
other
time
I
cried
because
I
felt
nothing.
I
can't
help
it.
I'm
just
a
cliché
of
myself."
David
Hasselhoff
"I've
got
taste.
It's
inbred
in
me."
Paris
Hilton
"What's
Wal-Mart?
Do
they
sell,
like
wall
stuff?"
"I'm
so
smart
now.
Everyone's
always
like
‘take
your
top
off.'
Sorry,
NO!
They
always
want
to
get
that
money
shot.
I'm
not
stupid."
Axl
Rose
"It's
really
hard
to
maintain
a
one-on-one
relationship
if
the
other
person
is
not
going
to
allow
me
to
be
with
other
people."
Samuel
Goldwyn
"I
don't
think
anybody
should
write
his
autobiography
until
after
he's
dead."
Britney
Spears
"I
get
to
go
to
lots
of
overseas
places,
like
Canada."
"I've
never
really
wanted
to
go
to
Japan.
Simply
because
I
don't
like
eating
fish.
And
I
know
that's
very
popular
out
there
in
Africa."
Christina
Aguilera
"So,
where's
the
Cannes
Film
Festival
being
held
this
year?"
Alicia
Silverstone
"I
think
that
the
film
Clueless
was
very
deep.
I
think
it
was
deep
in
the
way
that
it
was
very
light.
I
think
lightness
has
to
come
from
a
very
deep
place
if
it's
true
lightness."
Nicolas
Cage
"I
am
not
a
Demon,
I
am
a
lizard,
a
shark,a
heat-seeking
panther.
I
want
to
be
Bob
Denver
on
acid
playing
the
accordion."
Jack
Black
"You
must
never
underestimate
the
power
of
the
eyebrow."
Jennifer
Lawrence
"I
never
leave
my
house.
Then
I
don't
have
to
put
a
bra
on,
and
i
don't
have
to
change
my
pants"
Robert
Downey
Jr
"I'm
thinking
of
buying
a
monkey,
then
i
think,
'why
stop
at
one?'
I
don't
like
being
limited
in
that
way.
Therefore,
I'm
considering
a
platoon
of
monkeys.
So
that
people
will
look
at
me
and
see
how
mellow
and
well-adjusted
i
am
compared
to
these
monkeys
throwing
feces
around."
Charlie
Sheen
"I
have
a
different
constitution.
I
have
a
different
brain;
I
have
a
different
heart;
I
got
tiger
blood,
man."
Joaquin
Phoenix
"Do
I
have
a
large
frog
in
my
hair?
Something's
crawling
out
of
my
scalp."
Cameron
Diaz
"I've
been
noticing
gravity
since
I
was
very
young."
Sylvester
Stallone
"The
only
happy
artist
is
a
dead
artist,
because
only
then
you
can't
change.
After
I
die,
I'll
probably
come
back
as
a
paintbrush."
Kanye
West
"I
won't
go
into
a
big
spiel
about
reincarnation,
but
the
first
time
I
was
in
the
Gucci
store
in
Chicago
was
the
closest
I've
ever
felt
to
home."
Kim
Kardashian
"I
spoke
to
a
girl
today
who
had
cancer
and
we
were
talking
about
how
this
is
such
a
hard
thing
for
her,
but
it
taught
her
a
big
lesson
on
who
her
friends
are
and
so
much
about
life.
She's
18.
And
I
was
like,
that's
how
I
feel."
Justin
Bieber
"I'm
not
sure
about
the
parties.
But
whatever
they
have
in
Korea,
that's
bad."
Kate
Moss
"Nothing
tastes
as
good
as
skinny
feels."