Washington
(ANI):
Singer
John
Mayer
posted
some
ridiculously
funny
Tweets
to
establish
the
point
that
he
isn"t
dating
Hills
hottie
Kristin
Cavallari.
The
'Your
Body
is
a
Wonderland" hitmaker"s
first
post
read:
"Rumor
control:
How
do
I
put
this
like
a
gentleman...I
have
never
high
fived
Kristin
Cavalari
with
my
penis,"
Us
magazine
reports.
Another
went:
"I'm
sure
she's
a
wonderful
gal
but
we
have
never
tasted
the
Skittles
Rainbow
together." He
added:
"My
Milli
has
never
slam
danced
with
her
Vanilli."
And
Mayer
ended
with:
"I
have
never
Bensoned
her
Hedges,
nor
have
I
attempted
to
Bartle
her
James."
The
posts
come
after
rumors
spread
on
the
net
of
his
link-up
with
Kristin.