(ANI): John Mayer feels masturbating is the only way to deal with
problems in his life. The musician spends so much time pleasuring
himself that he often refuses to answer his friends" calls, reports
The Herald Sun.
“I am the new generation of masturbator. I"ve seen it all.
Before I make coffee, I"ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist
does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems
in my life," he revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone
He added: “The phone doesn"t pick up because I"m masturbating.
And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make
mistakes. I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It"s like a
hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100pc
agreeable with itself."