Rajinikanth,
who
has
won
the
hearts
of
the
audience
through
his
histrionics,
seems
to
be
dominating
internet
and
mobile
world.
Indeed,
the
actor
has
become
a
butt
of
many
light-hearted
jokes,
which
even
Rajini
himself
may
enjoy
reading.
The
superstar
is
one
among
the
top
searched
actors
on
the
search
engines
in
the
recent
times.
The
jokes
on
the
60-year-old
actor
are
spreading
like
wildfire
on
Twitter,
Facebook,
SMS
etc.
Here
we
bring
you
some
of
the
popular
jokes
on
the
actor.
Rajinikanth
stared
at
the
Sun
for
hours
–
then
the
Sun
blinked.
The
world
is
not
ending
in
2012.
Rajinikanth
just
bought
a
laptop
with
three
years
warranty
–
mind
it.
The
Bermuda
Triangle
used
to
be
a
Bermuda
Square
until
Rajinikanth
kicked
one
of
the
corners
off.
Rajini
does
not
need
a
debugger.
The
code
just
confesses
the
mistake.
Rajinikanth
wears
glasses
to
protect
the
Sun.
When
Rajinikanth
looks
in
a
mirror
the
mirror
shatters,
because
not
even
glass
is
stupid
enough
to
get
in
between
Rajinikanth
and
Rajinikanth.
How
did
Newton
die?
He
died
after
seeing
Tamil
movies!
Because
he
could
not
bear
Rajini
breaking
all
the
laws
of
physics.
When
Rajinikanth
had
surgery,
the
anesthesia
was
applied
to
the
doctors
and
equipments.
The
number
of
stars
on
the
Endhiran/Robot
review
is
an
indication
of
what
Rajinikanth
thinks
of
the
reviewer's
efforts.
Brett
Favre
can
throw
a
football
over
50
yards.
Rajinikanth
can
throw
Brett
Favre
even
further.
When
Rajinikanth
logs
on
to
facebook.com,
Facebook
updates
its
status
message!
Once
dinosaurs
borrowed
money
from
Rajinikanth
and
refused
to
pay
back.
That
was
the
last
time
anyone
saw
dinosaurs.
Michael
Jordan
to
Rajini:
I
can
spin
a
ball
on
my
finger
for
over
two
hours.
Can
you?
Rajini:
Rascala;
how
do
you
think
the
earth
spins?
A
Handicap
parking
sign
does
not
signify
that
this
spot
is
for
handicapped
people.
It
is
actually
in
fact
a
warning,
that
the
spot
belongs
to
Rajinikanth
and
that
you
will
be
handicapped
if
you
park
there.