Koffee With Karan now has yet another unforgettable episode in its list. Bad boys Emraan Hashmi and Mahesh Bhatt were at their most scandalous self sitting across Karan Johar. If the most bitchiest episode until now was Deepika Padukone and Sonam Kapoor's, the Bhatt khandaan has proved everyone wrong. There, definitely, were a lot many people breathing fire after this episode last night, but the one most happiest person after it was Karan Johar, of course.
Mahesh Bhatt's Rapid Fire Round
One thing you would like to change about the film industry today?
It's pathetic lust for the Oscars.
An idea that changed your life?
There is nothing like enlightenment, UG Krishnamurthy.
If you could assign super powers to the following people, what would you give them?
Kangna Ranaut: Shape Shifter, a chameleon.
Alia Bhatt: The powers to become invisible.
The actor you consider the future of Indian cinema?
Raj Kumar Yadav, the guy now called Raj Kumar, the guy who made a fantastic debut in Shahid.
React in one word to the following...
Reality shows: No reality at all.
Casting Couch: Reality.
Censor Board: We are changing with time.
Critics in India: Irrelevant.
Remakes and Sequels: Money making device of the medieval times, need to be junked into the dustbin of history.
Award Ceremonies in India: Illusion, illusion and more illusion.
What would biopics named on following people be?
Salman Khan: My name is Khan.
Ranbir Kapoor: Ladies Man.
Aamir Khan: My experiments with truth.
An overrated film according to you: Barfi.
An overrated director: Sanjay Leela Bhansali.
An overrated actor or actress: Kajol.
The last film you wanted to walk out on: Rockstar.
One person who should never think of dating Alia: No one should think of dating Alia.
Pick one: Aashiqui 1 or 2?
Mallika or Sunny Leone?
Fame or fortune?
Alia's biggest competitor is Shraddha or Parineeti?
Aditya, Varun, Siddharth, Sushant, Arjun, Ayushmann, the brighter future?
Your favourite director of the current lot?
Deepika, Katrina, Kareena, the more stunning actress?
Rank in order of acting talent - Anushka, Priyanka, Deepika, Katrina and Kareena?
Kareena, Deepika, Anushka, Katrina and Priyanka.
Ranbir, Hrithik, Shahrukh, Salman, Aamir and Ajay - Rank in order of acting talent.
Shahrukh, Ajay, Hrithik, Ranbir, Salman and Aamir.
Emraan's Rapid Fire Round
An idea that changed your life?
His (Mahesh Bhatt's) idea for me to kiss on screen.
If you could steal one thing from the following (not necessarily materialistic), what would you steal?
Abhishek Bachchan: His wife.
Ranbir Kapoor: His girlfriends.
Saif Ali Khan: His wife.
Shahrukh Khan: His house.
What does Emraan Hashmi have that the following people don't?
Ranbir Kapoor: Kisses.
Hrithik Roshan: Real dramatic films.
Your best on screen kiss was with: Jacqueline.
Your worst one: Mallika Sherawat.
An actress you want to take on a romantic date?
The role in recent times that you feel you could have done better?
If you were to enter the following people's bedrooms, what would you find?
Kangna Ranaut: A dictionary.
Salman Khan: Jeans Belt and shoes.
Saif Ali Khan: I hope Kareena Kapoor.
Mallika Sherawat: An idiot's handbook to succeed in Hollywood.
One thing you miss about being single: One night stands.
What would you like to say to the following people...
People who find you sexy and hot: Bang on.
People who say you belong in "massy" and not "classy" cinema: Watch Shanghai.
One piece of advice you would give Ranbir Kapoor: Stop playing the ladies man stereotype, the press wants it more than you.
Katrina Kaif: Lose Him.
Deepika Padukone: Lose Him.
Shradda Kapoor: Eat.
Have u ever... (just yes or no)
Hooked up in a public place: Yes, I have.
Bitched about another actor: Yes, I have, always.
Flirted with a fan: Yes (very innocent flirting).
Another actress you would like to do intimate scene with: Deepika.
Name an actor or actress that comes to your mind when I say the following:
Ladies man: Me.
Parineeti, Shraddha or Ali?
Sushant, Varun, Aditya, Arjun, Siddharth or Ayushmann?
Sushant, Varun and Siddharth.
Next director you want to work with?
Raj Kumar Hirani.
Anurag Basu or Milan Luthria?
Deepika, Kareena, Katrina - The more stunning actress?
And for being the most scandalous, Emraan Hashmi gets the special Hamper from Karan Johar.