By:
Deepa
Gahlot,
IndiaFM
Thursday,
June
14,
2007
One
of
the
commonest
question
the
bored
journalist
always
asks
the
jaded
star
is
"What
would
you
have
been
if
not
a
star?" Of
course,
most
say
that
all
they
wanted
to
do
was
act.
Some
will
piously
say
they
wanted
to
be
doctors.
But
now
that
two
of
out
biggest
stars,
Amitabh
Bachchan
and
Aamir
Khan
have
found
alternative
careers
as
"farmers",
we
can
speculate
on
what
the
others
would
be
good
at
if
they
took
time
off
acting.
Shah
Rukh
Khan:
Kindergarten
teacher,
kids
live
him,
he
loves
kids,
think
Arnold
Swarzenegger
in
Kindergarten
Cop,
isn't
the
image
cho-chweet?
Vivek
Oberoi:
Maybe
he
could
try
his
hand
at
being
a
real
bhai?
He
got
some
practice,
right?
Sunny
Deol:
With
that
dhai
kilo
ka
haath,
never
too
late
to
be
a
WWF
wrestler.
Abhishek
Bachchan:
As
The
Son
and
The
Husband,
he
has
enough
duties
cut
out
for
him,
even
if
he
never
does
another
spot
of
work
in
his
life!
Aishwarya
Rai:
The
ideal
bahu,
who
stands
behind
and
listens
quietly-she
already
chose
her
role.
Akshay
Kumar:
Since
he
has
been
a
martial
arts
instructor
and
waiter,
he
could
try
joining
wife
Twinkle's
interior
design
company
and
do
houses
for
macho
men
-
John
Abraham
would
hire
him.
Salman
Khan:
Fitness
trainer-he'd
get
to
run
around
shirtless
too.
Karan
Johar:
After
TV
hosting
and
costume
designing,
what's
left?
Maybe
event
management,
with
the
Pied
Piper
powers,
he'd
wipe
everybody
out
of
business.
Ram
Gopal
Varma:
He'd
be
great
at
running
a
finishing
school
for
aspiring
starlets.
Hrithik
Roshan:
Superspy-he'd
just
have
to
flex
his
muscles
or
look
intensely
(depending
on
the
gender
of
the
opposite
party)
and
the
enemy
would
divulge
all
secrets.
Preity
Zinta:
Prime
Minister-she'd
keep
the
streets
clean,
jail
all
criminals
and
sue
the
yellow
press,
which
is
a
lot
more
than
our
politicians
manage!
Kareena
Kapoor:
Genealogist-just
tracking
the
various
branches
of
her
own
family
would
keep
her
busy.
Sanjay
Dutt:
Lawyer-
with
all
that
he's
gone
through,
he
could
pass
the
exams
without
even
looking
at
a
book.
Bipasha
Basu:
Inventor
of
a
cream
called
Dark
and
Lovelier-lots
would
rush
out
buy
it.
Tusshar:
He
could
be
anything
he
wanted,
his
sister
would
plug
him
free
on
all
her
'K'
shows
across
channels.
Ritesh
Deshmukh:
Makeover
consultant-
after
looking
better
as
a
female
in
his
drag
role,
women
would
take
his
advise
very
seriously.
Maybe
men
would
too,
if
they
aspired
to
be
drag
queens.
Sunil
Shetty:
Manufacturer
of
low
cal
food-after
everybody
has
lost
weight
watching
his
TV
show,
they'd
want
to
maintain
it,
no?
Priyanka
Chopra:
Script
doctor-
after
reading
all
those
scripts
for
her
three-film
deal
she
might
as
well
make
use
of
her
newfound
knowledge.
Lara
Dutta:
Relationship
therapist-as
she's
the
only
star
who
has
a
steady
long
term
relationship,
so
much
so
that
the
media
doesn't
even
bother
to
ask
her
about
her
marriage!
Rakhi
Sawant:
PR
Expert-if
she
can
sell
herself,
imagine
what
she
would
do
with
someone
who
had
actually
achieved
something?
Bobby
Deol:
He
could
be
a
real
farmer
and
nobody
could
take
him
to
court-everyone
knows
he
is
the
son
of
the
son
of
the
soil.
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