By:
Bhavna
Chopra,
IndiaFM
Tuesday,
April
17,
2007
Munnabhai:
Circuit..
to
tell
you
the
truth
I
have
heard
of
Romeo
Juliet,
Heer
Ranjha,
Soni
Mahival
but
who
the
hell
are
Abhi
Ash
?
Circuit
:
What
Bhai
you
don't
know
about
Abhi-Ash?
..
akhaa
Mumbai
mei
shaadi
ka
dhol
beating,
celebrities
fighting
to
be
invited
to
their
grand
wedding
and
you
now
asking
Who
Abhi-Ash?
..
Munnabhai
:
So
..
what's
the
big
deal
you
can
still
tell
me
..
Circuit
:
hmmm..
looks
like
I
got
to
tell
you
the
full
isstory
from
scratch
...
Ok
there
was
this
very
beautiphool
blue
eyed
girl..
who
eventually
became
Miss
world..
The
day
she
stepped
into
apna
good
old
Bollywood,
from
then
on
every
fan's
heart,
sorry
man's
heart
she
started
ruling!
Her
phirst
movie
was
with
Sunny
paaji's
small
brother
Bobby
Deol..
all
that
Dole-shole
...
Munnabhai
:
Aur
Pyar
ho
gaya??
Circuit:
Nahi
Bhai...not
with
him
but
2-3
films
later
she
did
a
film
with
apna
Style
Bhai
Salman
Khan,
aur
usko
dekh
kar
tab
wo
boli
'Hum
Dil
De
chukke
Sanam'
While
they
were
dating,
Salman
was
on
saatvaa
asmaan
(seventh
heaven)
and
everywhere
he
was
heard
saying
Maine
pyar
kiya,
Pyar
kiya
toh
darna
kya,
Jab
pyar
kissi
se
hota
Hai,
toh
kuch
kuch
hota
hai
and
what
not,
but
jaise
hi
break
up
happening,
he
was
heard
crying
Main
pyaar
KYUN
kiya".
Munnabhai
:
Circuit
I
tell
you
..
Just
like
the
word
'Love'
is
so
short,
bole
toh
...'Dhai
akshar
prem
ke" similar
to
the
word
is
the
duration
of
all
love
stories..
Circuit
-
No
bhai...here
there
is
kahaani
mein
twist
..
you
toh
know
our
sallu
Saajan
is
a
real
Baaghi
and
him
thinking
of
Ash-
Bhabi
as
a
'Sanam
Bewafaa",
he
created
full
on
drama...from
getting
volatile
to
violent
...But
still
Ash
survived
Munnabhai:
hmm
ladki
mei
Josh
hai
Circuit
:
Moving
ahead
..
we
get
to
see
Aishwarya's
unimaginable
rise
and
sky
soaring
popularity
..and
there
poor
sallu
kept
on
saying
Tumko
Na
Bhool
Paayenge..
but
finally
he
has
again
got
Lucky
in
Love
..with
another
gorgeous
lady
..
Munnabhai
:
chal
good
I
like
happy
ending
but
circuit
tu
bahut
off
track
jaata
hai
so
come
back
to
Ash's
story
and
tell
me
where
is
abhi?
When
will
he
come
in
the
picture.
Circuit
:
arre
bhai
'abhi'
abhi
tak
scene
mei
aaya
nahi
hai
..
bole
toh
Ash
ne
akhi
industry
ko
Devdas
banaya
hai
..aur
isi
liye
'philum
magajeans'
usko
Mistress
of
spice
maanti
hai..
You
heard
of
RGV's
film
Company,
in
that
film
who
accompanied
ajay
devgun
?
Munnabhai
:
Vivek
Oberoi..
maan
na
padega,
the
guy
showed
some
Dum
Circuit
:
But
that
mamu
instead
of
being
an
action
hero
became
Kisna.
During
Ash's
break
up
with
Salman,
she
used
his
shoulder
to
cry
on,
and
they
became
good
friends..
Looking
at
this
our
Pyaare
Mohan
ditched
his
long
term
Saathiya,
Gurpreet-ey
(gurpreet
Gill)
and
started
boasting
in
the
industry
'kyun
Ho
gaya
na..." as
if
trying
to
say
he
is
the
one...
but
in
arrogance
had
a
good
fall
Munnabhai
:
bole
toh
even
I
seriously
did
not
like
his
media
stunt
..
Circuit
:
bhai
ab
jaisi
karni
waisi
bharni
the
guy
after
all
got
dumped
by
our
smart
little
Miss
Rai...Today
to
explain
Vivek
Oberoi's
condition,
I
have
no
shabd,
coz
our
Umrao
Jaan
wasn't
being
deliberately
prejudiced
but
was
actually
planning
to
be
the
bride
of
dashing
Yuva
Abhishek
Bachchan,
which
caused
his
heartbreak.
Munnabhai:
what
are
you
saying
...aby
baby
yaani
apna
Bunty
?
wow
that
guy
with
his
Dus
bahaane
has
actually
created
Dhoom
par
uska
Karisma
Kapoor
ke
saath
kuch
chemical
locha
ho
gaya
tha
na
...
Circuit
:
yeah
their
wedding
was
called
off
at
the
last
minute
but
why..
even
me
not
knowing
...
par
bhai
karisma
abhishek
ki
life
mei
bas
ek
fiza
thi
..where
he
got
to
say
haan
maine
bhi
pyar
kiya
but
Ash
managed
to
cross
his
heart's
LOC
and
that
is
when
he
started
warning
his
friends
and
everybody
'kuch
na
kaho'
Munnabhai
:
And
what
about
Babli,
Rani
mukherjee
uske
saath
bhi
toh
apna
bluffmaster
chori
chori
love
game
khel
raha
tha
..
Circuit
:
nahi
bhai
..Rani
ko
abhishek
ne
kabhi
'aati
hai
kya
khandaala'
nahi
bola
...
to
her
he
said
Mujh
se
dosti
karogee
..inn
dono
hum
tum
ka
Bas
itna
sa
Khwaab
hai..
ki
yeh
industry
ke
top
actors
ban
jaaye
..
rest
is
all
Black
and
full
on
Paheli...
Coming
back
to
abhi-Ash
topic
..
ab
dono
shaadi
kar
rele
hai
..their
wedding
is
going
to
be
as
good
as
Dhoom
2
...itna
hi
nahi
bhai,
both
Abhi
Ash
have
become
like
Bollywood
Branjelina..
bole
toh
India
ke
love
Guru
ban
gaye
hai..
har
kissi
ki
nazar
hai
dono
par
..
all
eyes
focused
on
them
..from
mehndi
to
costumes
..
venue
to
invitees,
food
to
parties,
everything
they
do
is
making
news
..
pehle
bahut
Provoke
kiya
media
ko
bhai
..
kuch
nahi
bataate
the
..Ab
saath
smile
bhi
karte
hai
toh
headline
ban
jaata
hai
..
Munnabhai
:
sahi
hai
bappu
..
apni
Rani
Laxmibai
aur
Chotte
Sarkaar
kii
shaadi
mei
apun
pan
jaayega
..
kya
love
isstory
hai
...
Circuit
:
Kabhi
alvida
na
kehna
..
Munnabhai
:
what
??????
Circuit
:
matlab
..to
be
continued
..lets
see
what
will
happen
in
their
wedding
..
suna
hai
Karan
Johar
is
choreographing
all
the
naach
gaana..
bahut
mazaa
aayega
.