By:
Joginder
Tuteja,
IndiaFM
Tuesday,
October
31,
2006
First
week
of
Diwali
releases
Don
and
Jaan-E-Mann
has
ended
and
by
now
it
is
crystal
clear
that
the
film
that
is
on
a
'pick-up'
journey
rather
than
a
'sail-through'
route
is
Jaan-E-Mann.
Everyone
agrees
that
the
film
is
a
good
watch
and
has
all
in
it
to
be
an
enjoyable
outing
for
the
families
but
when
it
came
to
'choices',
Don
has
emerged
as
a
clear
winner.
One
tended
to
believe
in
the
earlier
days
that
both
the
flicks
would
be
neck
to
neck
and
though
the
variation
in
reviews
of
both
indicated
that
Jaan-E-Mann
wouldn't
have
much
to
worry
about,
it
has
not
been
really
the
case.
The
clash
has
indeed
left
bruises
loud
and
clear
and
even
the
makers
of
the
film
may
have
been
left
wondering
if
it
was
indeed
worth
it
to
release
their
film
alongside
the
might
of
Don.
This
brings
one
to
an
all
important
factor
that
makes
box
office
a
mystery
as
it
has
been
for
over
decades
-
the
audience's
choice!
The
power
to
choose
between
what
'they
think'
is
an
idea
of
perfect
entertainment.
Clearly,
'junta
janardhan'
has
its
own
way
of
defining
the
norms
and
twisting
them
completely
as
per
their
own
wishes!
Now
this
brings
one
to
a
similarly
interesting
situation
that
is
expected
again
in
the
month
of
December.
The
date
is
22nd
and
this
is
when
two
more
biggies
are
expected
to
clash
-
Bhagam
Bhag
and
Guru.
Both
the
films
boast
of
great
credentials.
While
Bhagam
Bhag
is
a
Priyadarshan
film
with
a
winning
starcast
of
Akshay
Kumar,
Govinda,
Paresh
Rawal
and
Rajpal
Yadav
along
with
Jackie
Shroff,
Lara
Dutta,
Tanushree
Datta
and
Shakti
Kapoor,
Guru
comes
from
craftsman
Mani
Ratnam
who
ropes
in
Abhishek
Bachchan
and
Aishwarya
Rai
as
leads
along
with
Madhavan,
Vidya
Balan
and
Mithun
Chakraborty.
Other
small
but
interesting
factor
is
that
while
Mallika
Sherawat
has
been
roped
in
for
an
item
number
in
Guru,
stunner
Maushumi
Udeshi
gyrates
to
an
item
song
in
Bhagam
Bhag.
Even
at
the
writing
front,
Neeraj
Vora
[who
delivered
superhit
Phir
Hera
Pheri
earlier
this
year]
is
at
the
helm
for
Bhagam
Bhag
while
Anurag
Kashyap
holds
the
pen
for
writing
dialogues
for
Guru.
When
it
comes
to
music,
Pritam's
name
looms
large
over
Bhagam
Bhag
whereas
A.R.
Rehman
has
seldom
failed
while
composing
for
Mani
Ratnam.
Obviously
the
unexpected
is
least
anticipated
in
case
of
Guru!
If
one
looks
at
the
technical
aspects
of
the
two
films,
Guru
certainly
scores
a
lot
more
than
Bhagam
Bhag
due
to
a
formidable
crew
comprising
of
Gulzar
as
the
lyricist,
Rajiv
Menon
as
the
cinematographer,
Vikram
Dharma
as
the
action
director,
Sabu
Cyril
and
Samir
Chanda
pairing
up
for
art
direction
and
Sreekar
Prasad
as
an
editor.
Above
all,
Mani
Ratnam
also
pitches
in
to
wear
the
hat
of
story
and
screenplay
writer.
So
where
does
this
leave
the
two
films?
A
coming
together
on
the
same
date
i.e.
December
22nd?
If
one
looks
at
the
Diwali
clash,
this
may
not
indeed
be
the
brightest
of
ideas.
This
is
because
though
both
the
films
look
to
be
winners
in
isolation,
when
it
comes
to
an
end-of-year
choice,
audience
is
expected
to
opt
for
Bhagam
Bhag
due
to
its
massy
appeal
which
coincides
with
the
New
Year
eve
celebrations.
On
the
other
hand
Guru
gives
an
impression
of
being
classy
and
in
the
battle
of
two,
its
stand
at
the
box
office
turn
comparatively
weaker.
Also
with
Bhagam
Bhag
already
been
confirmed
for
December
22nd,
it
hardly
gives
a
negotiating
space
for
Guru!
This
brings
another
problem
for
Guru.
Would
it
make
sense
for
it
to
get
postponed
by
a
week?
Doesn't
really
seem
like
a
good
choice.
Why?
Ask
Shahid
Kapoor!
He
had
three
of
his
films
in
last
two
years
coming
on
New
Year's
Eve
and
none
of
them
really
led
him
to
celebrations.
While
'Dil
Maange
More'
barely
survived
after
releasing
on
Dec
31st
2004,
Vaah!
Life
Ho
Toh
Aisi
didn't
make
him
appreciate
life
on
December
23rd
2005.
To
add
to
his
vows,
Shikhar
got
a
thumbs
down
from
the
very
first
show
which
began
on
Dec
30th
2005,
hence
making
one
believe
in
the
trend
that
movies
coming
at
the
close
of
year
do
not
really
work
at
the
box
office.
Taking
a
cue
from
here,
producers
of
Guru
may
wish
to
contemplate
moving
the
film
to
early
2007.
With
only
two
real
biggies
confirmed
for
the
month
of
January
[Salaam-E-Ishq
and
Fool
&
Final]
and
both
coming
on
Republic
Day,
there
is
an
entire
open
month
to
be
explored.
Yes,
there
are
chances
of
films
like
Good
Boy
Bad
Boy
and
Tara
Rum
Pum
coming
in
earlier
but
3
weeks
in
total
should
be
big
enough
to
accommodate
them
all.
Also,
by
that
time,
the
promotion
of
Guru
would
have
ignited
in
a
big
way
and
will
get
the
film
into
limelight.
Will
this
voice
reach
out
to
those
responsible
behind
the
release
timings?
One
hopes
so,
because
just
like
the
clash
encountered
this
'Diwali',
one
doesn't
want
any
bruises
left
for
anyone
this
New
Year's
Eve.
Both
Bhagam
Bhag
and
Guru
deserve
to
be
watched
for
all
their
might
and
credentials
and
even
audience
isn't
really
intending
to
'choose'
between
the
two!