Keep
guessing.
In
a
rather
shady
underproduction
film
called
Dunno
Y...Na
Jaane
Kyun,
Aryan
Vaid
plays
a
happily-
married
Bollywood
superstar
who
likes
to
sleep
with
male
aspirants.
It's
not
that
Aryan,
now
happily
married
to
an
American
photo-journalist
(blessedly
female)
is
shy
of
naming
the
iconic
superstar
on
whom
his
character
is
based.
Aryan
happily
names
the
inspiration
for
his
gay
character.
"He's
happily
married.
But
it's
quite
often
whispered
that
he
swings
both
ways.
My
character
is
a
closet-bisexual.
But
the
cover
is
blown
when
the
camera
catches
me
in
a
bathtub
with
a
star
aspirant."
Aryan's
introductory
sequence
has
him
nude
in
a
bathtub
with
a
wannabe
star
played
by
Kapil
Sharma.
"I'm
supposed
to
be
nude.
But
I
wore
my
shorts.
The
aspirant
wonders
what
the
super-star's
wife
would
think
if
she
saw
us
together
like
this?
The
superstar
replies,
"Oh
she
knows
I
do
this.
She
does
her
own
thing.
I
do
my
own."
Ironically,
the
young
actor
who
plays
the
aspirant
in
the
tub
is
the
director's
brother.
Aryan
says
Kapil
Sharma
had
no
inhibitions
about
getting
into
the
bathtub
and
making
love
with
the
senior
actor
although
Kapil's
brother
was
directing
it.
"Kapil
was
quite
cool.
So
was
Sanjay,
the
director,
although
they're
brothers."
The
sequence
required
the
heterosexual
Vaid
to
make
out
with
Kapil.
"On
that
very
day
my
American
wife
Alexandra
decided
to
drop
in
on
the
sets.
When
she
saw
me
almost
nude
in
the
bath
tub
with
another
nude
guy,
she
first
freaked
out
and
then
burst
out
laughing.
I
shudder
to
think
what
impression
she
formed
of
our
cinema."
Dunno
Y...Na
Jaane
Kyun
purports
to
be
an
expose
on
the
film
industry.
Bollywood
seems
to
be
shedding
its
skin.
But
the
question
is
what
is
an
actress
of
Zeenat
Aman's
calibre
doing
in
a
film
like
this?