Character
Sketches:
Bachchan
Pande
(Akshay
Kumar)
NAME:
Bachchan
Pande
AGE:
30
as
per
police
records,
25
as
per
Chachi,
26
as
per
Omprakash,
I
think
28
MARITAL
STATUS:
Don't
understand
question
QUALIFICATIONS:
Can
steal
electricity
anywhere,
Can
break
all
bones
of
body
with
guarantee
WORK
EXPERIENCE:
Fully
experienced
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Recovered
everything
from
a
cow
to
a
bungalow
AIM:
Become
killer
Jimmy
(Saif
Ali
Khan)
NAME:
Jimmy
Cliff
(Jeetender
Kumar
Makhwana
P.S.
Keep
it
confidential)
AGE:
Depends
on
the
age
of
the
girl
across
the
table
MARITAL
STATUS:
Not
interested
but
always
available
QUALIFICATIONS:
Qualified
enough
to
fix
any
girl
in
record
time
and
ya
of
course,
graduate
WORK
EXPERIENCE:
In
the
past
two
years
working
in
a
call
center
and
coaching
English
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Highest
number
of
girlfriends
from
class
5
to
graduation
HOBBIES:
Can't
you
guess
AIM:
To
stay
alive
Pooja
(Kareena
Kapoor)
NAME:
Pooja
Singh
AGE:
What
is
it
got
to
do
with
you
MARITAL
STATUS:
Hot
and
single
QUALIFICATIONS:
34-22-34
WORK
EXPERIENCE:
More
than
you
think
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Still
to
achieve
my
main
goal
AIM:
To
fool
everyone
Bhaiyyaji
(Anil
Kapoor)
NAME:
Lakhan
Singh
urf
Bhaiyyaji
AGE:
Remember
not
but
young
at
heart
MARITAL
STATUS:
Bachelor
since
baby,
will
marriage
soon
QUALIFICATIONS:
MMS
from
King
Kong
University,
JKL
in
Botany
from
Bing
Bong
University,
BBMS
from
Kaun
Sa
Desh,
Currently
getting
made
English
Honours
marksheet,
also
Three
more
degrees
getting
made
in
progress
WORK
EXPERIENCE:
Bhaiyyaji
self
made
man,
Pulled
rickshaw
and
now
pulling
Money
from
all
over
India
ACHIEVEMENTS:
Gunning
and
Robbing
HOBBIES:
Wearing
foreign
costume,
English
speaking
24
hours
AIM:
To
speak
English
like
George
Bush.
Synopsis:
What
happens
when
you
throw
two
guys
who
hate
each
other
together...
A
cool
call
center
executive
Jimmy
Cliff
(Saif
Ali
Khan),
a
desi
wannabe
gangster
Bachchan
Pande
(Akshay
Kumar)
add
for
good
measure
a
beautiful
girl
Pooja
(Kareena
Kapoor)
who
can't
be
trusted...
on
a
journey
across
spectacular
India...
a
journey
which
will
alter
the
course
of
their
lives
in
more
ways
than
one...
a
journey
where
even
enemies
need
to
trust
each
other
if
they
want
to
be
alive...
Trouble
is,
in
this
world
no
one
can
be
trusted
ever!
And
to
top
it
all
there
is
the
evil
eye
of
Bhaiyyaji
(Anil
Kapoor)...
a
maverick
gangster
who
enjoys
killing
people
as
much
as
he
enjoys
speaking
English...
What
you
get
is...
Tashan
Story first published: Thursday, September 4, 2008, 15:21 [IST]