By:
Khalid
Mohamed,
IndiaFM
Wednesday,
March
14,
2007
With
Tabs,
Tabdi,
T,
you
know
where
you
stand.
Some
of
her
friends
even
call
her
Tobler
and
that
chocolate
brand
is
even
a
part
of
her
email
id.
No
pussyfooting,
no
half-answers,
no
dangling
conversations.
She
could
have
cashed
in
on
her
National
Awards
for
Maachis
and
Chandni
Bar.
She
didn't.
She
could
have
become
the
next
Smita
Patil.
She
didn't.
Okay
so
I'm
still
wary
of
calling
her
up
for
a
chat
to
ask,
"T,
what's
up?" She
doesn't
have
great
cell-chat
manners,
but
when
it
comes
to
the
sms
route,
she's
a
perfectionist.
Every
message
is
instantly
answered,
and
with
correct
spellings..no
abbreviations.
When
I
tell
my
T
beta
(I'm
her
'deds')
that
I'm
writing
up
this
1,000
worder
on
her,
she
does
the
msg
thing,
"But
why
deds.
What
have
I
done
now?"
There
there
she
goes
selling
herself
short
all
over
again.
No
discussion
is
permitted
on
The
Namesake
till
I've
seen
it.
When
I
have,
she
agrees
and
disagrees
with
my
comments.
She's
never
been
the
sort
to
get
either
all
sulky
or
all
chuffed
about
criticism
or
praise.
But
yes,
when
she
mimics
a
scene
from
early
talkie
cinema
-
playing
a
gaon
ki
gori
awaiting
her
lover
across
the
river
bank
-
she
rolls
over
with
you
on
the
carpet,
doubling
up
with
laughter.
If
there
was
a
woman
journo
who
once
went
to
London
and
bragged,
"I
was
in
a
bubble
bath
every
day
there,"
Tabu
will
reenact
that
piece
of
precious
dialogue
and
have
you
shedding
tears
of
laughter.
She's
a
comedienne,
who
could
have
outclassed
Sridevi,
but
didn't
seem
to
get
those
ha-ha
roles
like
Chaalbaaz
because
from
the
outset,
it
was
felt
that
she
was
maybe
"too
serious."
Okay
she
was
fantastic
as
the
overwrought
Punjabi
housewife
in
a
cameo
in
Biwi
No
1
but
who
remembers
her
for
her
sense
of
ha-ha
timing
today?
The
first
time
I
saw
T
was
because
of
a
delayed
airflight.
The
closest
spot
to
crave
breakfast
was
at
Shabana
Azmi's
Janki
Kutir
openhouse.
And
there
she
was
fetching
bhurji
and
baasi
rotis
warmed
up.
Head
covered
with
a
dupatta,
the
most
impish
smile
on
her
face
since
a
Walt
Disney
goblin,
and
all
the
adabs
of
a
Muslim
girl
intact,
she
was
a
striking
presence.
Her
aunt
Ms
Azmi,
Shekhar
Kapur,
Ramesh
Sippy
and
Javed
Akhtar
all
exulted
that
she
would
be
a
huge
star
some
day
she
had
the
combo
of
Nargis
and
Meena
Kumari.
If
you
ask
me
Tobler's
an
original.
She
appeared
as
a
raped
schoolgirl
in
Dev
Anand's
shuddersome
Hum
Naujawan..whenever
she's
reminded
of
that
performance,
she
giggles,
"I
didn't
even
know
what
rape
meant."
A
part
of
her
was
down-in-thedumps
though
when
the
Boney
Kapoor
produced
Prem
took
eons
to
get
to
the
cinema
halls.
A
quasibinding
contract
and
a
liaison
with
her
screen
hero
Sanjay
Kapoor,
couldn't
have
exactly
been
good
times
for
the
girl
from
Hyderabad.
She
fetched
up
as
an
incarnation
of
Audrey
Hepburn
opposite
Rishi
Kapoor
in
Manmohan
Singh's
Pehla
Pehla
Pyaar,
inspired
by
Roman
Holiday.
Sweet
but
not
happening.
Yet,
T
has
remained
fiercely
loyal
to
her
early
directors
Manmohan
Singh,
Priyadarshan
who
directed
her
in
Sazaa-e-Kaalapani,
and
K
Raghavendra
Rao.
Mention
their
names
and
she'll
go,
"Haaaai,
they
were
so
nice
to
me
when
others
weren't."
A
sting
there
but
she
won't
explicate.
I'm
sure
she
would
have
loved
to
be
cast
opposite
Shah
Rukh,
Aamir
and
Salman
Khan
but
she's
been
too
tall
for
them.
She's
made
the
most
compatible
pair
so
far
with
Ajay
Devgan
(Vijaypath,
Haqeeqat)
and
actually
needs
no
male
support
as
evidenced
in
Astitiva
which
showcased
one
of
her
best
performances.
She's
not
afraid
to
age
in
a
business
where
most
heroines
believe
that
"to
play
a
mother
means
digging
your
own
grave."
Personally
speaking
On
the
personal
front,
I
haven't
pried
too
much
neither
does
she
like
to
go
beyond
the
statement
that
her
father
was
an
Iranian
who
abandoned
her
mother
and
she
was
brought
up
in
a
matriar
chal
household.
Her
mother
is
a
gentle,
from
all
evidence
far-from-meddlesome
soul
the
ground
for
which
must
have
been
laid
by
T's
elder
sister
Farha
known
for
her
spitfire
ways
in
her
heroinegiri
days
in
the
1980s.
Tabu
may
be
like
Farha
only.
T
is
less-in-your-face,
courteous
and
withdrawn.
However,
it's
obvious
that
T
can
size
up
men
and
women
on
the
first
meeting,
and
mimic
them
from
the
way
they
sit
to
hang
their
head
while
talking.
I
dread
to
think
the
take-off
she
does
on
me
but
well
that's
one
birthday
gift
I'm
going
to
ask
her
for
unashamedly.
Man
talk
Men
and
T?
Good
question
and
a
pretty
vexing
answer.
Mostly,
she
has
this
flair
for
getting
into
relationships
with
men
unequal
to
her.
From
what
I've
seen
of
her
she
seemed
to
be
at
her
happiest
when
she
was
seeing
Milind
Soman
(never
mind
the
denials
in
print).
She's
a
woman
of
sensuality
but
I
suspect
she
is
not
the
marrying
kind
unless
the
man
does
that
typical
number
of
sweeping
her
off
her
feet.
Till
then
Tabu,
I
suspect,
will
be
in
and
out
of
her
Greenacres
house
in
Lokhandwala
where
her
room
is
like
that
of
a
college-going
girl's
with
a
softboard,
dolls
(at
last
visit)
and
books
galore.
Very
adult-like,
she'll
tell
you
that
she's
building
herself
a
house
in
Hyderabad
it's
being
furnished
and
so
why
don't
you
drop
in
and
see
how
it's
going?
If
she's
winging
off
to
the
US
for
a
promoshoot
for
The
Namesake,
she'll
sms,
"You
come,
naah.
New
York
is
so
much
fun.
We'll
see
plays,
movies."
I've
seen
the
still
photographs
she
has
shot,
mainly
street
pictures.
I
don't
know
why
she
doesn't
do
more.
She
writes
articles,
has
been
promising
to
send
me
a
piece
for
over
a
decade
now.
"I
am
writing
deds,"
she
will
sms.
From
Tobler
beta,
that
means
she
hasn't
even
started
and
when
she
completes
it
she'll
ask,
"But
it's
good,
no?"
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