| Episode 1 |
The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement |
| Episode 2 |
Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey |
| Episode 3 |
Mime Riot |
| Episode 4 |
The Illiterate Merderer |
| Episode 5 |
The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem? |
| Episode 6 |
Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes |
| Episode 7 |
Siri Shows Her Boobs |
| Episode 8 |
A Man for All Flu Seasons |
| Episode 9 |
Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3 |
| Episode 10 |
What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad |
| Episode 11 |
Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi |
| Episode 12 |
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart! |
| Episode 13 |
The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament |
| Episode 14 |
What the Butler Smelled |
| Episode 15 |
Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More |
| Episode 16 |
Armageddon Comes to Quiznos |
| Episode 17 |
Return to A-Hole Acres |
| Episode 18 |
It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet |
| Episode 19 |
Miracle Whip on 34th Street |
| Episode 20 |
The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition! |
| Episode 21 |
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle |
| Episode 22 |
Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah |
| Episode 23 |
The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings |
| Episode 24 |
Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve |
| Episode 25 |
May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended |
| Episode 26 |
Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old |
| Episode 27 |
Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude |
| Episode 28 |
Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet! |
| Episode 29 |
Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y |
| Episode 30 |
The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes |
| Episode 31 |
The Mime Whisperer |
| Episode 32 |
The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar |
| Episode 33 |
The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day |
| Episode 34 |
Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove |
| Episode 35 |
This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network |
| Episode 36 |
The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College |
| Episode 37 |
The Bourne Again Ultimatum |
| Episode 38 |
Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes! |
| Episode 39 |
We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk. |
| Episode 40 |
A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies |
| Episode 41 |
The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks |
| Episode 42 |
The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz |
| Episode 43 |
Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas |
| Episode 44 |
The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine |
| Episode 45 |
"High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher |
| Episode 46 |
The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon |
| Episode 47 |
Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World |
| Episode 48 |
Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy |
| Episode 49 |
The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid |
| Episode 50 |
Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight |
| Episode 51 |
Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain |
| Episode 52 |
The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo |
| Episode 53 |
Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric |
| Episode 54 |
Annie, Get Your Glock |
| Episode 55 |
Death Wish 6: Natural Causes |
| Episode 56 |
The Douche Who Lost His Bag |
| Episode 57 |
Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues |
| Episode 58 |
If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck |
| Episode 59 |
Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times |
| Episode 60 |
Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van |
| Episode 61 |
Bridesmaids Revisited |
| Episode 62 |
The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April |
| Episode 63 |
She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not |
| Episode 64 |
Honey, I Shrunk the Show |
| Episode 65 |
The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion |
| Episode 66 |
El Episodio Con El Título Español |
| Episode 67 |
Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra |
| Episode 68 |
That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong |
| Episode 69 |
The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows |
| Episode 70 |
Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's |
| Episode 71 |
Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway. |
| Episode 72 |
Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™ |
| Episode 73 |
The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx |
| Episode 74 |
Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile. |
| Episode 75 |
Flash Mob on the Bounty |
| Episode 76 |
Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo? |
| Episode 77 |
How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways. |
| Episode 78 |
The Bourne Thingamajigee |
| Episode 79 |
The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included) |
| Episode 80 |
Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five |
| Episode 81 |
Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local |
| Episode 82 |
I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags |
| Episode 83 |
How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car? |
| Episode 84 |
I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie |
| Episode 85 |
What are you Doing With My Freak On? |
| Episode 86 |
The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue |
| Episode 87 |
Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky? |
| Episode 88 |
Table for Two, Said the Fatman |
| Episode 89 |
Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police! |
| Episode 90 |
You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown |
| Episode 91 |
The Thingy of Finite Imagination |
| Episode 92 |
Episode 257: Literally |
| Episode 93 |
The Channing Tatum Ultimatum |
| Episode 94 |
This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction |
| Episode 95 |
The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money |
| Episode 96 |
The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It |
| Episode 97 |
The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly? |
| Episode 98 |
My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu! |
| Episode 99 |
E-vite to a Murder |
| Episode 100 |
And the Wind Cries, "Sausage" |
| Episode 101 |
The Devil in the White Suburb |
| Episode 102 |
The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke |
| Episode 103 |
The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois! |
| Episode 104 |
Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris |
| Episode 105 |
Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car? |
| Episode 106 |
The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store |
| Episode 107 |
A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon |
| Episode 108 |
Godzilla vs. The Board of Education |
| Episode 109 |
The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó |
| Episode 110 |
John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen |
| Episode 111 |
Puss in Ugg Boots |
| Episode 112 |
Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly |
| Episode 113 |
Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference |
| Episode 114 |
Martin Short Meets Justin Long |
| Episode 115 |
Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown |
| Episode 116 |
The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery |
| Episode 117 |
Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol |
| Episode 118 |
Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God |
| Episode 119 |
Something, Something Japanese |
| Episode 120 |
Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory |
| Episode 121 |
Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany |
| Episode 122 |
The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully |
| Episode 123 |
Audit at Fiscal Point |
| Episode 124 |
Understatement in Hyperbole Town |
| Episode 125 |
The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons |
| Episode 126 |
The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen |
| Episode 127 |
Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number |
| Episode 128 |
The Land That Time Totally Blanked On |
| Episode 129 |
Are You There God? It's Me, Murder |
| Episode 130 |
Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal! |
| Episode 131 |
The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp |
| Episode 132 |
The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread |
| Episode 133 |
The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar |
| Episode 134 |
Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time |
| Episode 135 |
The Murder of Steve Victim |
| Episode 136 |
The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo |
| Episode 137 |
Green Eggs and Jon Hamm |
| Episode 138 |
One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic) |
| Episode 139 |
The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy |
| Episode 140 |
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India |
| Episode 141 |
The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer |
| Episode 142 |
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation |
| Episode 143 |
Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening |
| Episode 144 |
The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row |
| Episode 145 |
Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight |
| Episode 146 |
Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard |
| Episode 147 |
Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts |
| Episode 148 |
The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism |
| Episode 149 |
The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath |
| Episode 150 |
License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop |
| Episode 151 |
Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest |
| Episode 152 |
Love Potion Number MGD 64 |
| Episode 153 |
Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain |
| Episode 154 |
Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia |
| Episode 155 |
There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder |
| Episode 156 |
Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo |
| Episode 157 |
When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent |
| Episode 158 |
A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan |
| Episode 159 |
Part Four 6: Part Twelve |
| Episode 160 |
Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker |
| Episode 161 |
Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee |
| Episode 162 |
The AARP Guide to Sexting |