Big Brother housemates fail task

Housemates inside the reality show 'Big Brother' house have failed the latest task set for them after quitting a gigantic sardine tin built in the garden. All of the housemates were required to sit in a human-size sardine tin, dressed as fish, for an indeterminate amount of time set by 'Big Brother'.

Ten housemates had to lie in the tin at all times until the time limit expired - this was written in a normal size tin in the corner of the garden. However, the housemates crumbled after one hour and 26 minutes in the tin, which was filled with fish offal.

The required time they needed to stay in for turned out to be four hours and 20 minutes. As a result of this latest task failure, housemates must live on a basic shopping budget - much to the displeasure of some already hungry housemates.

Seany led the housemate rebellion, saying to the others, "Everybody, do you think we should go out now?" After a big cheer, all of the other housemates decided this was the best action to follow. Earlier Charley had crafted the only fish-based pun of the task by declaring to everyone that it was clearly a "red herring". The first eviction of the new series is scheduled for this Friday and nominations will be revealed tomorrow.