Supermodel
Heidi
Klum
calls
her
boobs
Hans
and
Franz.
The
33-year-old
supermodel
says
she
gave
her
famous
assets
the
stereotypically
German
names
in
homage
to
her
homeland.
She
said:
"They've
been
an
ongoing
joke
for,
like,
12
years.
It
started
because
I
was
from
Germany,
and
people
always
make
fun
of
ze
Germans,
yah?
So
when
I
began
modelling
I
used
to
say,
'These
are
German
breasts,
one
is
called
Hans
and
one
is
called
Franz.'
"
Mother-of-three
Heidi,
who
is
married
to
singer
Seal,
has
also
insisted
she
will
never
starve
herself
to
become
a
size
zero.
She
said:
"I
have
always
been
too
round
to
do
fashion
shows.
I
don't
look
weird
enough
for
them
to
want
me
for
the
catwalk
that's
fine.
The
other
girls
are
always
much
taller
and
skinnier,
so
it
just
isn't
my
thing.
I
stick
to
what
I'm
good
at
and
have
never
been
prepared
to
starve
myself
to
death
and
do
crazy
stuff
just
to
be
like
a
thin
rail
and
fit
into
their
clothes."
Heidi
has
two
sons,
Henry
and
Johan,
with
Seal,
and
a
daughter,
Leni,
from
a
relationship
with
Renault
Formula
One
boss
Flavio
Briatore.