Jordan - Andre under bird poo

London (ANI): Forty thousand copies of a flop Jordan and Peter Andre LP were discovered in a filthy condition, covered in bird poo. Heaps of the couple's flop album 'A Whole New World' were found beneath a filthy tarpaulin in a leaky storeroom. The British glamour model and her singer hubby were inspired to record the CD in 2006 after singing a duet of the title track at their wedding. The album was a disaster with many High Street retailers stuck with thousands of unsold copies.

A source revealed that he was stunned when he found the 40,000 unwanted copies of the LP at Bray Studios in Berks. "I pulled back the tarpaulin and couldn't believe it when I found all these CDs," The Sun quoted the source, as saying. "I thought I'd stumbled on a stash of Coldplay's new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts. Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy," the source added.