Washington
(ANI):
Comedian
Russell
Brand
has
said
that
he
wished
there
were
public
sex
competitions,
as
he
would
love
to
showcase
his
expertise
in
the
bed.
The
comedian,
popular
for
his
sexcapades,
mentioned
that
he
is
not
a
good
sportsman
which
all
the
more
encourages
him
to
perform
better
while
having
sex.
"Especially,
because
I'm
not
good
at
any
sport.
It's
a
pity
there's
not
some
forum
where
you
can
do
it
publicly," Contactmusic
quoted
him
as
saying.
Brand
insisted
that
all
his
liaisons
were
actually
a
way
of
grooming
himself.
He
said:
“Forgetting
Sarah
Marshall.
When
Britney
Spears
was
on
the
MTV
Video
Music
Awards
with
me,
between
takes,
hair
and
make-up
people
would
come
over.
We
didn't
need
hair
or
make-up,
it
was
just
like
monkeys
comforting
us,
grooming
us
in
a
primal
way,
and
I
think
a
lot
of
my
liaisons
were
just
like
that,
grooming."
Brand,
who
is
currently
dating
pop
star
Katy
Perry,
also
feels
that
orgasm
in
women
are
almost
transcendental
in
nature.
He
said:
"It's
a
bit
frightening,
this
transformative
quality,
an
orgasm
in
women.
I
imagine
that
it
looks
better
than
the
miserable
squirt
men
issue.
It
seems
different,
though,
when
there's
an
emotional
element
of
transcendent."