Russell Brand fantasises Swift-Gaga lesbian show

London, (ANI): Russell Brand has revealed his ultimate fantasy – a lesbian show with Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift at his stag do.

"I'm gonna get Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift to perform a lesbian show on my lap," the Mirror quoted him as saying. "I'm gonna shrink them down till they're the size of dollies."

Just for good measure, Brand then mused he might drop showbiz and work on his spiritual development - on a mountaintop.