Russell Brand became postman for sex with housewives
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ians-IANS
By Ians English
Los
Angeles:
Actor-comedian
Russell
Brand
said
he
became
a
postman
so
that
he
can
have
sex
with
women
while
he
delivered
letters
to
them.
The
38-year-old
actor
claims
that
he
was
a
mailman
for
three
weeks
because
he
thought
women
would
want
to
have
early
morning
sex
with
him,
reports
femalefirst.co.uk.
He
said:
"I
was
a
mail
man
for
a
little
while
-
it
didn't
go
well.
In
my
mind
there's
a
cultural
illusion
that
this
is
an
opportunity
for
early
morning
conjugal
activity." He
added,
"I
thought
the
housewives
would
open
the
door
with
a
gesture
to
the
nether
regions.
It
turns
out
it's
not
a
window
for
sex.
They
just
want
the
letters
basically.
I
thought
as
a
mail
man,
sex
would
be
everywhere
for
me.
Simply
not
true.
It
was
series
of
doors
being
closed
in
my
face."
After
realising
that
being
a
postman
did
not
give
him
the
added
bonus
of
casual
sex,
the
comedian
resorted
to
stealing
mail.
He
said,
"It
was
a
zero
percent
success
rate,
so
I
just
resorted
to
stealing
letters.
It
was
the
only
way
to
cheer
myself
up.
The
money's
not
very
good
so
you're
not
incentivised
to
not
steal
the
letters."
The
star,
who
divorce
Katy
Perry
in
2012,
recently
claimed
he
was
trying
to
be
more
"discerning"
about
who
he
sleeps
with
and
attempting
to
calm
down
his
sexual
obsessions.