Justin
Bieber
He
was
cool
and
had
loads
of
fun
at
his
own
roast.
Bieber
looked
handsome
in
a
blue
suit.
Kevin
Hart
on
Bieber
Roastmaster
Kevin
Hart
said
jokes
like,
"Justin
has
fans
in
middle
school
or
staying
500
feet
away
from
one."
"Justin
has
the
voice
of
an
angel
...
and
the
driving
skills
of
Stevie
Wonder."
"Orlando
Bloom
took
a
swing
at
you;
you
have
a
perfume
called
Girlfriend;
you
threw
eggs
at
a
house
--
not
gangsta."
Martha
Stewart
She
was
one
of
the
roasters
who
said,
"Sixty
million
Twitter
followers?
The
only
place
people
will
be
following
you
in
jail
is
into
the
shower."
Kendall
Jenner
and
Kourtney
Kardashian
Bieber's
alleged
ex
flame,
Kendall
Jenner
and
her
step-sister,
Kourtney
also
attended
Justin's
roast.
Will
Ferrall
Will
Ferrell
as
Ron
Burgundy
enjoyed
a
smoke
on
the
stage
and
said,
"Justin
Bieber
is
a
full-grown
man
who
works
and
loves
and
makes
things
with
his
hands.
He
sings
to
9-year-olds
and
his
hair
is
like
a
gay
figure
skater."
Pattie
Mallette
Pattie
Mallette
also
attended
Justin
Bieber's
Comedy
Central
Roast.
Snoop
Dogg
The
rapper
was
another
roaster
who
said,
"Justin,
you're
so
pretty,
when
inmates
see
your
mug
shot,
they
swipe
right."
Justin's
Jokes
At
the
end,
Justin
came
to
the
stage
and
said,
"Kevin
Hart
is
so
short,
he
calls
Lil
Wayne,
Wayne."
"Kevin
Hart's
career
plan?
Do
everything
Martin
Laurence
did
only
shittier."
"What
do
you
get
when
you
give
a
teenager
$200
million?
A
bunch
of
has-beens
calling
you
a
lesbian
for
two
hours."
"Martha
Stewart:
Thanks
for
coming.
I'll
bet
that's
something
you
don't' do
much
of
anymore."
"Jeff,
I
didn't
realize
Chili's
sells
clothing.
You
look
the
emoji
for
when
you
wanna
tell
someone
you
have
food
poisoning."