Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast In Pics

Justin Bieber has been finally roasted and days before Comedy Central Roast is aired on March 31st, here are some of the exclusive pics and best jokes.

Soon after the roast, pics went viral on the social media. Justin Bieber's Comedy Central roast was a mostly hilarious affair with some self-deprecating quips and jokes by roasters.

Bieber also came on the stage to say, "I turned a plane into a bong." He acknowledged having "turned a lot of people off the past few years. ... There was no preparing me for this life. I got thrown into this, 12-year-old. There are moments I'm proud of and things I've done that don't define who I am. I look forward to being someone you're proud of. ... I'm excited to see what's next."

He even declared "You have my word - I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter or sitting on someone else's roast. I'm at a moment of change. This is a new day."

From Kendall Jenner to roasters like Martha Stewart, Kevin Hart, Snoop Dogg and Ludacris, we saw a lot of people have a laugh.

Check out the pics.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

He was cool and had loads of fun at his own roast. Bieber looked handsome in a blue suit.

Kevin Hart on Bieber

Kevin Hart on Bieber

Roastmaster Kevin Hart said jokes like,

"Justin has fans in middle school or staying 500 feet away from one."

"Justin has the voice of an angel ... and the driving skills of Stevie Wonder."

"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house -- not gangsta."

Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart

She was one of the roasters who said, "Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."

Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian

Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian

Bieber's alleged ex flame, Kendall Jenner and her step-sister, Kourtney also attended Justin's roast.

Will Ferrall

Will Ferrall

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy enjoyed a smoke on the stage and said,

"Justin Bieber is a full-grown man who works and loves and makes things with his hands. He sings to 9-year-olds and his hair is like a gay figure skater."

Pattie Mallette

Pattie Mallette

Pattie Mallette also attended Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast.

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg

The rapper was another roaster who said, "Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right."

Justin's Jokes

Justin's Jokes

At the end, Justin came to the stage and said, "Kevin Hart is so short, he calls Lil Wayne, Wayne."

"Kevin Hart's career plan? Do everything Martin Laurence did only shittier."

"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."

"Martha Stewart: Thanks for coming. I'll bet that's something you don't' do much of anymore."

"Jeff, I didn't realize Chili's sells clothing. You look the emoji for when you wanna tell someone you have food poisoning."

Courtesy of Twitter

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