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Some times we say stupid stuff and we laugh and forget about it. Few years down the line we wouldn't even remember it. Being a celebrity is tough, every thing you do and say is constantly monitored and are recorded and can never be truly forgotten.
Celebrities sometimes, have no idea about what they are talking, and they simply blurt it out. Here are a few funny and insane quotes from some of the celebrities that will definitely tickle your funny bone.
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea."
"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
"I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can't help it. I'm just a cliché of myself."
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
"What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?"
"I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like ‘take your top off.' Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."
"I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
"I am not a Demon, I am a lizard, a shark,a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion."
"You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."
"I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and i don't have to change my pants"
Robert Downey Jr
"I'm thinking of buying a monkey, then i think, 'why stop at one?' I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platoon of monkeys. So that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted i am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around."
"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man."
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp."
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young."
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
"I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home."
"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
"I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."
An average person saying something foolish, obviously goes unnoticed, but that's the privilege of an ordinary man, celebs are under scrutiny when it comes to this. Every word they say and every action they do is scrutinized and interpreted in so many ways that the original meaning is lost in translation.
Despite all these hurdles, some of them genuinely have no idea what they are talking about and that's when it gets hilarious and instantly it is everywhere! There is no escape from this one. The fans are always entertained in one way or the other. All thanks to the celebrities who say such stuff that becomes news for people all over the world.
Regardless, of what they say, some of them just avoid having long talks. Since the dawn of social media, many celebs are expressing their views through it by avoiding the paparazzi altogether. Even then the celebrities manage to crack something up, that sends their followers and others in a state of hysterical laughter.
What do you guys think of these funny quotes? Let us know in the comment section.