Britney to dole out free pies, if she is the US President
Washington (ANI): Had Britney Spears been the President of the US, she would have distributed free pies to everyone. In a pre-taped segment on ''The Late Show with David Letterman'' on Tuesday, the 'Womaniser" hit-maker actually outlined the ways America would be better if she were President.
Britney appeared on the show wearing a skimpy black bikini with an oversized red flower in the hair, reports Contactmusic. And the 27-year-old star jokingly discussed her plans for everything from the war on terrorism and fiscal strategies to a proposal to build a nightclub on the moon and make hip-hop star P. Diddy her second-in-command.
And here are Britney"s 10 presidential pledges:
1.
I''d
be
the
first
president
to
wear
eye
shadow
since
Nixon.
2.
We
would
only
invade
fun
places,
like
Cabo.
3.
Free
pie
for
everybody!
4.
My
situation
room
would
be
a
cabana
at
the
Palms
Casino
in
Las
Vegas.
5.
I''d
lure
Osama
Bin
Laden
out
of
hiding
with
the
irresistible
scent
of
my
new
fragrance
Circus
Fantasy.
6.
Every
presidential
news
conference
would
feature
costume
changes.
7.
If
I
was
president
America
might
have
a
more
coherent
fiscal
strategy.
8.
I
would
challenge
US
to
put
a
nightclub
on
the
moon
by
the
end
of
the
decade.
9.
Three
words:
Vice
President
Diddy.
10.
Finally
the
media
would
pay
some
attention
to
me!
This is the first time the singer has appeared on the US TV talk show since 2006.