Melbourne
(ANI):
John
Mayer
feels
masturbating
is
the
only
way
to
deal
with
problems
in
his
life.
The
musician
spends
so
much
time
pleasuring
himself
that
he
often
refuses
to
answer
his
friends" calls,
reports
The
Herald
Sun.
“I
am
the
new
generation
of
masturbator.
I"ve
seen
it
all.
Before
I
make
coffee,
I"ve
seen
more
butt
holes
than
a
proctologist
does
in
a
week…
I
have
masturbated
myself
out
of
serious
problems
in
my
life," he
revealed
in
an
interview
with
Rolling
Stone
magazine.
He
added:
“The
phone
doesn"t
pick
up
because
I"m
masturbating.
And
I
have
excused
myself
at
the
oddest
times
so
as
to
not
make
mistakes.
I
do
it
because
I
want
to
take
a
brain
bath.
It"s
like
a
hot
whirlpool
for
my
brain,
in
a
brain
space
that
is
100pc
agreeable
with
itself."