Koffee With Karan: Akshay's Take On Salman, Shahrukh, Ranbir's "Ass"!

Khatronke Khiladi, Akshay Kumar was on Karan Johar's Koffee With Karan, but it was not Akshay, who got grilled by Karan, instead it was the other way around. Here are all that was spoken on the show and of course the rapid fire rounds of both Akshay Kumar and Karan Johar.

- Akshay said he did not want to get on the show because he does not want to get into unwanted controversies because of some silly answer he gives on the show and then get grilled for it outside.
- Twinkle, Karan says, did not come on the show because she said she cannot keep her mouth shut and that she talk nonsense and regret it later.
- Karan then tried to corner Akshay for his early shoots. But Akshay gave it back to Karan by calling him a "ullu (Owl)" for staying up at night.
- Marriage and children has changed Akshay entirely and the beautiful women around him, the miss worlds, miss universes, don't matter to him any more.
- The only women in Karan's life, whom he thought he was in love with, was Akshay's wife Twinkle Khanna (Tina). And he named one of his character in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai as Tina because of her.
- Twinkle Khanna had said to Akshay when he proposed to her, "If Mela flops, I'll get married to you." The film was a flop and they got married.
- Akshay Kumar is one of the best card player. He says it all comes with his sports and that he is good at every sport there is.

Akshay Kumar's Rapid Fire Round

Women find Akshay Kumar sexy because?
Because he can unbutton himself in public.

Besides yourself who in the industry is best suited for the following title:
Boss: Amitabh Bachchan.
Mr International Khiladi: Anil Kapoor.
Garam Masala: John and Ranbir.
Joker: Me.

What do you have that the following people don't?
The Three Khans: Height.
Ranbir Kapoor: Experience.
Hrithik: I can't say abs because he has much better abs than me. So dark brown eyes.

What is Twinkle's best quality and most irritating one?
Best quality: She is blunt, she is beautiful.
Irritating: She is always right.

The stupidest rumour you ever heard about yourself?
That I am gay. With Tushaar Kapoor and Saif Ali Khan.

An event from the past that you want to erase.
Nothing besides this rapid fire questions.

Which celebs according to you need...
A stylist?
Sajid Khan.
A therapist?
Sajid Khan.
A gym membership?
Sajid Khan.
Hindi tutor?
Nargis Fakhri.

An idea that changed your life?
The day I got the idea to marry my wife.

If you were stuck in the lift with the following people what would you do?
With Salman and Shahrukh: I'd say, "Duck" and I would say, "Eid Hai Bhai, Eid Hai"

If you wake up as the following people what is the first thing you would do:
Katrina Kaif: I would look at my ass.
Shahrukh Khan: I would put a nicotine patch on my ass.
Sonakshi Sinha: I would thank God I have a lovely ass.
Ranbir Kapoor: I would look at other people's ass.
Salman Khan: I would pat my ass.

If you are throwing a party, name one person who would not be on your guest list: Myself.

Parineeti or Alia, who has the brighter future?
Parineeti.

Rank in order of acting talent: Anushka, Priyanka, Deepika, Katrina, Kareena.
Deepika, Kareena, Priyanka, Katrina, Anushka.

Ranbir, Hrithik, Shahrukh, Salman, Aamir?
I won't answer because I'm not in the list.

You, Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Amitabh Bachchan, the best host?
Amitabh Bachchan.

Karan's Rapid Fire Round

Who would you rather have as your enemy? Me, SRK or the entire Chopra family?
(How can anyone choose an enemy? Now you will understand what we go through...)
I will rather have you as my enemy.

Which celeb wife would you want to be married to? Tina, Gauri, Sussanne, Shilpa?
Tina. Undoubtedly, she is the first love of my life.

If you were trapped on a deserted island, whose camp would you choose to survive in, SRK or Salman Khan?
Shahrukh. I have been more protected by it in the past.

If you had one film to make before you die, who would you have your last hero and heroine?
I would go with an actor I have not worked with... I would say Aamir Khan and Deepika Padukone.