Kapil Sharma not only manages to tickle the funny bones of the audiences, but also entertains all celebrity guests with his funny one liners. The stand-up comedian, who has done Comedy Nights With Kapil and is currently seen in The Kapil Sharma Show, is known for his amusing punchlines, incredible comic timing and sense of humour.
On the occasion of his birthday, here are a few jokes from his shows that prove Kapil is the undisputed comedy King.
Kapil’s Hilarious English Translation
Kapil's hilarious English translation of a Hindi love letter:
Hindi love letter: Mein kho gaya hun tere pyaar mein ab tum bhi kho jao...
English translation: I'm lost in your love, now u get lost.
Chandan & Kapil
Chandan Prabhakar Aka Chandu Chaiwala: Paaji mujhe achi English bolne ka koi idea do...
Kapil: Tu English uske saanme bola kar jisko English samjh nahi aati ho.
Kapil & Sunil
Sunil aka Dr Mashoor Gulati: Maine teri jaan le leni hai
Kapil as Rajesh Arora: Maine deni nahi hai
Juhi Chawla & Kapil
Juhi Chawla: Iss line ko English mein translate karo: Usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya.
Kapil: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...!
Kapil Trolls Audience
Kapil: Kya karte hai aap?
Audience: Sir meri factory hai
Kapil: Aap kyu aaye hai?
Audience: Show dekhne aaya hu sir
Kapil: Hum Aaye hai kabhi aapki factory dekhne? Apna kaam dekhte nahi, doosro ke ghar mein ghus aate hai dekhne.