The
Screen
Awards
2009
(January
14)
promises
to
be
one
of
the
entertaining
and
controversial
ceremonies
this
year
with
Sajid
and
Farah
Khan
and
Sheyas
Talpade
hosting
the
event.
One
thing
that
won't
go
down
well
with
Aamir
Khan,
though,
is
Sajid's
take-off
on
the
Ghajini
actor.
Says
a
source
involved
with
the
awards,
"Sajid
has
planned
to
bring
a
dwarf
(bald
and
with
a
scar
on
his
forehead)
on
stage.
Then
he
will
ask
him
to
remove
his
shirt,
which
will
expose
various
tattoos.
The
one
on
his
chest
will
read,
'I
don't
attend
awards'
while
on
his
back
will
be
tattooed
¦except
the
Oscars.'
It's
a
hilarious
take-off
on
not
just
Aamir
Khan's
height
but
his
condescending
and
hypocritical
attitude
towards
our
film
awards.
Aamir's
always
pulling
some
Indian
awards
down
while
running
off
to
woo
the
Oscars
for
his
home
productions."
Sajid
and
his
team
have
been
strictly
advised
not
to
talk
about
it
till
the
ceremonies
end
as
it
might
ruffle
some
feathers,
including
Aamir's.
Last
year,
Sajid
wore
a
towel
on
stage
and
spoofed
Ranbir
Kapoor,
this
year
he
will
wear
yellow
trunks
a
la
John
Abraham
in
Dostana.
A
source
close
to
Sajid
Khan
says,
"The
bit
about
the
spoof
is
true
but
the
bit
about
the
dwarf
isn't.
The
idea
to
have
a
dwarf
was
just
a
joke.
"
There
are
also
take-offs
also
on
Farah's
close
friend
Karan
Johar's
Dostana.
Sajid
and
Shreyas
will
do
a
take-off
on
John
Abraham
and
Abhishek
Bachchan's
romantic
interlude
in
the
film.
Talpade
and
Khan
will
also
do
a
bitchy
take-off
on
Fashion
where
the
director
will
act
as
Kangana
Ranaut
and
Shreyas
will
'play'
Priyanka
Chopra.
Both
will
walk
the
ramp
and
there
will
even
be
a
wardrobe
malfunction
like
Kangana's.
Though
the
Screen
Awards
have
been
scripted
by
Kiron
Kotriyal,
Farah
and
Sajid
made
90
per
cent
contributions
to
it.
Sajid
Khan
was
unavailable
for
comment.
Story first published: Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 9:57 [IST]