Dear Aish-("where-are-y-a"),When I first heard that you were from Bangalore, India, I immediately thought of the "Bangalore torpedo," a World War II weapon! And then I thought, "Hmm, I'd like to "torpedo" HER in "Bangalore" with MY "weapon," too (of us)! ha ha haAnd then, I pictured in my mind the "two of us" playing "Cowboys and 'Indians!'" "On my front-porch-(uguese) swing!" And if I had the power, I'd "launch a thousand ships" to ensure your relocation to the "US!" And finally, your photo is always "the first 'rai' of light that illumines the gloom" in my lonely room! Every night and noon! Where I'd love to "spoon!" Under a "cheery" moon . . . with you! Signed: Frank Conrath, the "Prez!" P.S. I know that San Francisco, CA, is a "sister"-city of Bangalore; so, are there any more like you at home? Because I'd just love "sitting on the sofa with a sister or two!" P.P.S. I will be Your "King" (of the World) if you will be MY (Beauty) "Queen!