A dose of David Dhawan films
By:
Moses
Navgire,
IndiaFM
Tuesday,
October
03,
2006
After
a
long
tiring
week,
when
that
highly
awaited
weekend
arrives,
we
are
at
the
peak
of
our
happiness.
Fridays
in
office
are
spent
dreaming
about
all
the
fun
you'll
have
on
weekends
but
as
soon
as
the
weekend
starts,
you
realize
that
you
have
nothing
to
do.
And
there
are
times
when
things
go
bizarre.
All
your
pals
disappear
for
some
urgent
office
work;
your
girlfriend
is
stuck
in
plans
to
go
for
shopping
with
her
aunty
who
has
come
from
the
States
and
no
good
parties
happening
in
town
too.
So
finally
you
decide
to
sit
back
home
and
spend
some
quality
time
with
your
family.
But
your
dad
has
better
friends
who
took
him
out
for
a
booze
party.
And
mom
is
busy
watching
the
wicked
soap
operas
on
television.
You
then
decide
to
probably
watch
a
good
movie.
So
you
go
to
the
video
parlor
to
get
some
cool
flick
but
can't
decide
which
one
to
go
for.
Ask
for
little
help
from
the
salesperson
and
he
suggests
Titanic.
Yea
that
would
be
really
great
to
create
a
new
world
record
of
watching
Titanic
for
the
millionth
time.
After
scanning
all
the
DVD's
in
store,
you
end
up
taking
home
a
super
romantic
emotional
drama,
and
the
film
turns
out
to
be
a
disaster.
You
end
up
feeling
so
disgusted,
tired,
wasted.
You
could've
probably
slept
for
a
couple
of
hours
instead.
So here's a tip to save your weekend and have absolute fun. Don't drop the idea of watching a flick. But grab a David Dhawan comedy from the video store. This is the best way to kill time. Besides, the films are so funny that that you won't at all regret watching them. But there are certain rules which you have to follow to fully enjoy a David Dhawan movie: 1) keep your wisdom and intelligence miles away, 2) do not be judgmental at all, 3) understand that what you are going to see in the next 3 hours cannot happen in real life, so DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME and 4) finally, if you are a film critic, please just stay away. Don't even bother to watch the film and write a review.
Though some people criticize Dhawan's films, saying they make no sense, what these people don't understand is that those comedies aren't supposed to make any sense in the first place. Besides, people who waste time criticizing and judging so much don't understand that they are missing out so much of onscreen masala and craziness. So, here are some reasons why you should go for a David Dhawan comedy.
The
story
The
stories
in
his
films
are
freaky,
far
far
away
from
reality.
So
much
that
sometimes
after
a
scene,
you
wonder,
'WHAT
WAS
THAT?'
In Coolie No. 1, the Pandit, Sadashiv Amrapurkar, wants to take revenge from a greedy landlord Kadar Khan who wants to get his daughter married to a person 40 times richer then him. So, Sadashiv plays a trick and gets Kadar Khan's daughter, Karisma Kapoor, married to Govinda saying he is prince of Singapore, but in reality, he is a coolie (porter).
In Haseena Maan Jayegi, Sanjay Dutt and Govinda are rich brats who just chill out and play pranks on people. Bugged with them, their father Kadar Khan throws them out of the house. The two brothers then enter Anupam Kher's family. Govinda poses as Sanjay Dutt's uncle and fixes Sanjay's and also his own marriage with Anupam's daughters. He also lives in that house as Sanjay Dutt's younger brother. So, there's one man living in the same house with two separate identities and no one knows about it.
Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya is all about how much Salman Khan loves Katrina Kaif and wants to get married to her and so does she. But when the time comes to do so, Salman suddenly goes for Sushmita Sen and Katrina for Sohail Khan, without any strong reason.
The
scenes
As
freaky
the
stories
are,
so
are
the
scenes
in
the
films.
The
characters
in
the
film
do
such
stupid
stuff
at
times
that
you
just
can't
stop
laughing.
It's
the
situations
in
the
films
that
make
things
look
hilarious.
In
Raja
Babu
when
some
men
attack
Karisma
Kapoor,
Govinda
comes
to
rescue
dressed
like
Dharmendra
from
the
film
Dharamveer.
Both
Govinda
and
Shakti
Kapoor
are
dressed
in
funny
gladiator
suits.
In Jodi no.1, Sanjay Dutt and Govinda board a running train which is at the speed of more than 100kph. Sanjay Dutt gets into a compartment where Asif Sheikh, an NRI from US is complaining about India being a bad country. Sanjay Dutt then promises that he will give him one example to show the greatness of India. The train then passes through a tunnel for a second. The next thing you see is Sanjay Dutt in Asif's suit and Asif has Sanjay Dutt's attire on him. Sanju then claims to be the real NRI and gets Asif arrested for being an imposter.
In Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi, Kadar Khan agrees to get his daughter Juhi married to unemployed Akshay Kumar only if Akshay earns and pays him one lakh rupees to prove his capability. Lazy yet smart Akshay, along with his mentor Satish Kaushik goes out selling his marriage invitations to people on streets asking them to gift him 100 bucks as marriage gift and enjoy a nice meal at a 5 star hotel. This way he can collect a lakh easily.
The
dialogues
The
dialogues
are
the
backbone
of
David
Dhawan's
films.
The
lines
are
neatly
written
with
words
smartly
put
together
giving
a
different
meaning
altogether.
Sometimes
they
are
sarcastic,
sometimes
idiotic
but
they
surely
make
you
laugh
hard.
Govinda
dressed
like
an
old
guy,
posing
to
be
Sanjay
Dutt's
uncle
in
Haseena
Maan
Jayegi
explains
Anupam
Kher
and
Aruna
Irani
how
rich
their
khandaan
is.
Govinda:
Hamara
ghar
itna
bada
hai,
itna
bada
hai
ke
ek
room
se
doosre
room
mein
jaane
ke
liye,
motorcycle
ka
istamaal
karna
padta
hai...hamara
ghar
itna
bada
hai
ki
bachpan
mein
mera
ek
cousin
ghar
mein
kho
gaya
tha
jo
ab
budhape
mein
jake
mila
hai.
Similarly in Coolie No.1, when Shakti Kapoor gets offended by the way Govinda keeps humiliating Kadar Khan, Sadashiv Amrapurkar makes a highly stupid statement to inform how wealthy Govinda is.
Shakti
Kapoor:
...hamare
jijaji
ke
paas
bhi
100
acre
Zameen
hai
Sadashiv
:
bas?
Arrey
kuwarsaab
(Govinda)
ka
toh
singapore
mein
200
acre
ka
sirf
ek
bathroom
hai.
In
Haseena
Maan
Jayegi,
Govinda
brings
Satish
Kaushik
(his
father's
secretary)
to
a
cafeteria
where
Govinda
actually
wants
to
flirt
with
Karisma
Kapoor.
Satish
:
Monu
Baba
(Govinda),
aap
mujhe
is
English
type
ki
chai
ki
dukaan
mein
kyun
lekar
aaye
hai?
Govinda:
....
baat
yeh
hai
Kunj
Bihari
(Satish)
ki
kal
raat
maine
'Teri
Meherbaniyan'
naam
ki
film
dekhi.
Usmein
kutte
(dog)
ka
kaam
dekhkar
mujhe
aapke
wafadaari
ka
jo
ehsaas
hua
hai...
Some
Famous
and
catchy
lines:
Govinda
in
Deewana
Mastana:
I'm
OK,
I'm
fine,
I'm
feeling
better...
Akshay
Kumar
in
Mr.
and
Mrs.
Khiladi:
Abey
Dholkiyonke!
Abey
ab
kya
tu
bache
ki
jaan
lega?
Satish
Kaushik
in
Haseena
Maan
Jayegi:
Suniye
toh
sahi,
rukiye
toh
sahi,
baat
kariye
to
sahi
The
songs
The
songs
are
completely
out
of
place.
In
most
of
David
Dhawan's
films,
the
songs
are
non
situational
with
no
connection
to
the
story.
You
are
watching
a
particular
scene
and
suddenly,
the
hero-heroine
start
dancing
on
the
streets
of
European
villages.
But
then
the
tracks
are
quite
peppy
and
very
famous
among
the
stall
audiences.
The
songs
mainly
give
you
a
break
from
the
laughter
ride,
so
that
you
recuperate
for
the
next
half.
Some
extremely
nonsense
songs
Haseena
Maan
Jayegi
-
Cheeti
pahad
chadhe
marne
ke
vaste,
ladki
kare
fashion
ladke
ke
vaste
(ant
climbs
a
mountain
to
die,
girl
does
styling
to
attract
boys)
Jodi no.1 - Aao sikhaaon, tumhe aande ka funda. Yeh nahi pyaare, koi maamuli banda... (let me tell you a little secret of egg........ it's not just another thing...)
Hero no.1 - Maine paidal se jaa raha tha, unkhe cycle se aa rahi thi, kiya tring tring ka ishaara, mujhe badnaam kiya na.... (I was walking, she came on bicycle. She hinted by ringing bell...oh she humiliated me!)
Chal mere Bhai - Mere Baap ki beti mereko bhai bolti, mere baap ki biwi mereko beta bolti. Mera maa ka bhai mereko bhanja bolta, mere bhai ki beti mereko chacha bolti... ("please don't ask me to translate this")
The
team
Needless
to
say
that
Govinda
is
David
Dhawan's
trump
card.
The
two
when
teamed
up
together
can
come
up
with
some
real
crazy
stuff.
Akshay
Kumar
is
another
actor
who
pulls
of
comedy
very
well
under
David's
direction.
Salman
Khan
and
Sanjay
Dutt
too
rock
in
his
films.
Then
there
is
Satish
Kaushik
who
has
always
been
noticeable
in
David
Dhawan's
films.
Satish
Kaushik
has
a
unique
style
of
being
hilarious
which
no
one
else
can
do.
Then
there
are
other
actors
like
Kadar
Khan,
Anupam
Kher,
Paresh
Rawal,
Shakti
Kapoor,
Himani
Shivpuri,
Rakesh
Bedi,
Shashi
Kiran,
Gulshan
Grover,
Ashish
Vidyarthi
and
Bindu,
who
are
among
David's
favourites
and
will
feature
in
most
of
his
films.
Besides
the
writing
credits
go
to
Anees
Bazmee
and
Rumi
Jaffery
for
many
of
his
films.
The
Tributes
Not
sure
if
one
can
call
this
a
tribute
but
David
Dhawan's
films
always
have
special
mention
of
some
film
personalities.
Sometimes,
they
are
also
referred
through
their
famous
character
names.
Haseena Maan Jayegi has a scene where Govinda acting as a blind guy says that even if he is blind, he'll work and earn. He says that he'll sell lottery tickets or open an STD booth or even do music direction; subtly referring to another popular music director.
In Jodi No. 1, Govinda and Sanjay Dutt's character names are 'Jai' and 'Veeru', inspired by Sholay of course. Also, the Villain, Ashish Vidhyarthi is called 'Sir Jon', inspired from Raja Murad's name in Ram Lakhan. Also, Govinda and Sanjay Dutt dress like Birju and Lala Sukhiraam from Mother India and loot the jewellery store. Yunus Pervez's character name in Raja Babu was also Lala Sukhiraam.
In many David Dhawan films, the actress at some point is referred to as Madhubala. Either her character name is Madhubala - like Karisma's name in Raja Babu is Madhubala and so is Ramya's in Banarasi Babu. Or maybe it is used in song - like in the title track of Haseena Maan Jayegi, the heroine is referred to Madhubala.
The heroine's father or an elderly character is mostly named Raisaab in his films. Guess it should be inspired by some character in old B&W films.
The Idiotism and Insanity
That's the USP of David Dhawan's comedy films. It is that craziness which makes his films standout from others. And it's surely not easy to make senseless comedy and yet be funny. The interesting part is that David uses real life characters in his films, the kind of people whom we see and meet daily. All he does is portray those characters in a hilarious manner. That is where his talent comes to play. Thus, many of the jokes in his films are subtle yet so easy to relate.
In Haseena Maan Jayegi, to fool Anupam Kher, Sanjay Dutt talks on the phone telling his dad to buy him a new aeroplane and give the old one to servants for going to market to buy vegetables.
In Chor Machaye Shor, Bobby Deol hides a diamond in an under construction building by sticking the diamond to the ceiling. The building later becomes Police Headquarters. Bobby then just enters the place in an inspector's attire and becomes the head of the department. Adding to that, the diamond is still safely up there though the place is now a ventilator.
In Jodi No.1, the kids are watching TV. Monica Bedi suddenly arrives and turns off the TV. The kids then call Shaktimaan for help. And next scene you see, Sanjay Dutt comes running from nowhere, but dressed as "Zorro" and not Shaktimaan and the two break into a song.
But in spite of all this insanity, these films succeed in making you laugh. You are left with no option but to keep your brains aside, forget the thing called "logic" and enjoy watching cartoons take human form. One can even call it a therapy to de-stress. By the end of the film, all your facial muscles have gotten a good exercise and brain has lost its reasoning ability. Besides, the films also serve as an interesting topic to chat about during coffee break on boring Mondays. So, we prescribe you to spend your free time on weekends watching David Dhawan's comedies. This therapy has been tried and tested on some highly sadistic creatures we know and trust me, it works. And, no, Mr.Dhawan hasn't paid me to write this article. He doesn't even know that I exist.
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