Who's getting married and who isn't...
By:
Deepa
Gahlot,
IndiaFM
Wednesday,
May
23,
2007
The
industry
is
worried.
They
got
so
used
to
front-page
coverage
and
24X7
telecasts,
thanks
to
The
Wedding,
that
the
whole
scene
now
seems
thanda.
Some
gangster's
mother
suing
Sanjay
Gupta
(very
desperate
publicity
stunt)
or
Rakhi
Sawant
in
clown
costume
dancing
at
a
home
for
the
aged
doesn't
cut
the
ice.
To
put
Bollywood
back
in
the
limelight,
what
is
needed
badly
is
another
star
wedding.
So
a
delegation
of
media
and
industry
people
approached
a
lot
of
single
stars
requesting
that
they
get
married.
And
this
is
what
they
were
told:
Bipasha Basu: John comes home to me every night, why do I need a wedding?
Salman Khan: What's the hurry dude? Abhi to main jawaan hoon. Let Katrina get a little older.
Katrina Kaif: Who's Salman Khan?
Rani Mukherjee: I am not allowed to talk about it.
Preity Zinta: Get lost guys, get a life!
Mallika Sherawat: Sure, get Brad Pitt to propose. Ah wanna go to Hollywood.
Priyanka Chopra: What? Now? I have just started grabbing everybody else's roles. Let them get married, na?
Kareena Kapoor: No way! People will say I am getting married because I have no work.
Shahid Kapoor: Whatever she says....
Vivek Oberoi: I am looking...have to look for an imperfect woman, and in these days of plastic perfection, she's hard to find.
Tusshar Kapoor: Will have to ask sis Ekta, to ask her various astrologers and tarot readers, then I'll let you guys know.
Ritesh Deshmukh: I don't have a girlfriend, never have and.... well you need a girl to get married to, nahin kaa?
Akshaye Khanna: With my career in this state, who'd marry me?
Rakhi Sawant: All men are *** I don't even want to get married. But here take some of my latest photos- my cleavage they will make it to the front pages.
(The delegation now really frantic, take some wild chances)
Rekha: I am the Chosen One, I can only marry Him and I can wait till I am 80, because true love never dies.... Wait, I haven't finished my lecture on myself!
Nana Patekar: Bhool gaya, am I divorced or not? Will have to check with the wife!
Sanjay Dutt: But I did get married to Maanyata, or didn't I? Did I say that when I was drunk, or didn't I? Bada chemical locha hai, yaar.
Ram Gopal Varma: I don't believe in marriage, but let me prepare a statement on the futility of family films and dictate it to the media.
Karan Johar: But my house is full of clothes, where will I keep a wife.
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