Taglines - Ek vishesh tipni....
By: Shweta Vepa, IndiaFM
Friday, June 09, 2006
Ever wondered what a tagline for a film is all about? If you jog your memory a bit, you'll recall that most of the films that were churned post 2000, came with their very own taglines. It's like a package deal. Have title, will have tagline. And no matter, if it makes absolutely no sense. A tagline is a must is a must is a must.
Now if we have a look at these sayings, they range from somewhat sensible to barely relevant to the utterly mindless! Not to mention the sleazy slimeballish ones! Now who is to hammer some sense into most of these film makers? Guys...Adding an extra line to the title, doesn't make your film any better!
So on a light note, we try and bring to you the best of the lot.
-Daag
-
The
Fire
This
is
the
pioneer
of
taglines
that
started
it
all.
Now
daag
literally
means
stain
or
mark.
What
connection
the
makers
were
trying
to
make
with
fire,
beats
us!
Or
is
it
that
the
makers
were
contemplating
Aag
-
The
Fire,
and
did
some
numerology
at
the
last
moment.
-Shaadi
Se
Pehle
-
It's
all
in
the
mind
That's
what
many
of
the
people
who
saw
the
film,
also
said!
Maybe
they
would
have
been
better
off,
had
the
film
remained
in
the
minds
of
the
film
makers!
-Classic
Dance
of
Love
What
were
the
makers
of
this
Mithun
Chakravarthy
-
Meghna
Naidu
starrer
thinking?
With
a
shoddy
script
and
star
cast
to
match,
this
was
anything
but
a
classic!
-Fight
Club
Members
Only
Thank
you
for
declaring
members
only!
This
is
one
club
for
which
we
wouldn't
accept
membership,
even
if
you
paid
us!
-Aryan
The
Unbreakable
Too
late
for
that!
With
no
takers
for
the
release
of
the
film,
the
stars,
their
careers
and
the
fate
of
this
film
is
already
broken!
Aryan
-
The
Untakeable
anybody?
-Ek
Zakhm
The
Blast
We're
still
trying
to
figure
this
one
out.
Probably,
the
zakhm
is
what
the
audience
endured
after
watching
the
film.
-Khanjar
The
Knife
Gee!
Thanks
for
telling
us.
Had
it
not
been
for
you
guys,
we
would
have
never
known!
-Fun
Can
Be
Dangerous
Sometimes
No
arguments
on
that!
Watching
this
movie
is
definitely
a
dangerous
proposition!
-Laila
A
Mystery
Another
one
of
Payal
Rahatgi's
skin
flicks.
The
remaining
star
(?)
cast
and
box
office
fate
of
this
one
remains
just
that.
A
mystery!
-Chetna
The
Excitement
One
more
score
for
Payal
Rohatgi!
Way
to
go,
girl!
The
cheap
thrills
have
generated
enough
excitement
to
last
us
a
lifetime!
-Mirchi
It's
Hot
No.
We're
not
kidding!
This
is
an
actual
movie!
Really!
If
nothing
else,
hats
off
to
the
producers
for
originality!
-Mastaani
Lost
in
a
Crowd
of
Two
Are
they
referring
to
the
number
of
people
who
actually
turned
up
to
watch
the
film?
-Hatya
The
Murderer
In
this
case,
there
seems
to
be
some
grammatical
confusion
regarding
basic
nouns.
Now,
hatya
translated
into
English
means
murder.
Whereas
here,
it
refers
to
the
murderer!
So
go
figure
what
the
film
is
about!
-Chumban
The
Kiss
Sleaze
fest
alert!
Sleaze
fest
alert!
If
there
was
any
doubt
about
what
chumban
means,
the
taglines
puts
all
confusion
to
rest!
Our
heartfelt
thanks
to
the
makers
for
warning
us
in
advance!
-Ek
Ladki
Bholi
Bhali
Si
Adds
Spice
To
Your
Life
LOL
-He
The
Only
One
The
launch
pad
of
Mithun
Chakravarthy's
son
could
have
done
away
with
the
tag
line.
We
thank
our
lucky
stars
that
'he's'
the
only
one!
We
shudder
to
think
what
would
happen
if
there
were
more!
-Umeed
The
Hope
Hey!
With
a
title
like
that,
here's
another
tagline
option!
Umeed
-
The
Hopeless?
What
say?
-Mr
100%
-
The
Real
Player
Then
who's
Windows
Media
Player?
-Adaa
Will
Kill
U
Seriously
guys!
Maar
hi
daaloge!
-Hosh
Be
Awake
(Yawn)
You
know
what?
We
really
tried!
But
kya
karein,
control
hi
nahin
hota!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......