Information
and
Broadcasting
Minister:
Kareena
Kapoor
Kareena
is
known
as
the
gossip
queen
in
the
industry,
HSe
gets
to
know
every
information
about
every
celebrity
and
she
makes
sure
to
broadcast
that
info
to
others
as
well.
IT
and
Communication:
Uday
Chopra
He
knows
everything
there
is
to
know
about
technology,
so
much
so
that
he
can
write
books
on
it.
He
is
the
master
of
social
network
and
communication
-
bonding
very
well
right
from
his
girlfriend
Nargis
Fakhri
to
his
brother
Aditya
Chopra.
Definitely
the
most
apt
candidate
for
the
job.
Social
Justice:
Shabana
Azmi
She
raises
voice
against
anything
unjust,
be
it
crime
against
women
or
copyright
infringement.
Shabana
not
only
speaks
for
the
poor
but
also
works
for
them,
and
her
foundation
Mizwan
is
a
proof
enough
for
that.
Minister
of
Foreign
Affairs:
Mallika
Sherawat
Mallika
Sherawat
has
almost
settled
abroad,
madam
doesn't
even
want
to
return
home.
She
loves
foreign
countries
that
much.
It
doesn't
matter
which
country
she
just
wants
to
be
associated
with
foreign
film
industry.
So
trust
me
this
job
is
perfect
for
her.
Food
and
Agriculture
Minister:
Arjun
Kapoor
The
actor,
under
the
guidance
of
Salman
Khan
may
have
lost
almost
50
kilos,
but
he
still
considers
himself
to
be
a
foodie.
And
who
can
be
better
for
this
post
than
the
man
who
has
constantly
eaten
his
entire
life.
Minister
of
Justice
and
Empowerment:
Aamir
Khan
After
he
got
embroiled
in
a
controversy
when
he
supported
the
Narmada
Bachao
Andalo,
Aamir
Khan
has
clearly
told
that
he
will
not
join
politics.
But
if
he
had
to
join
Mr.
Modi's
Sarkar
we
think
he
would
be
perfect
as
a
Minister
Of
Justice
and
Empowerment.
Remember
his
television
show?
Satyamev
Jayate!
He
clearly
has
experience
for
this
job.
Environment
Minister:
Zoya
Akhtar
She
is
the
most
'green'
Bollywood
personality.
She
continuously
lectures
everyone
around
her
to
save
trees,
water
and
other
natural
resources
while
doing
that
herself
religiously.
If
given
the
ministry,
she
will
definitely
put
an
end
to
the
ruthless
mining
and
plundering
of
resources
in
our
country.
Defence
Minister:
Ajay
Devgn
Ajay
Devgn
is
the
stunt
hero
of
Bollywood.
As
we
saw
in
Singham,
with
Ajay
Devgn's
no
nonsense
attitude,
he
will
ensure
the
citizens'
safety
and
fight
off
the
thugs
too
if
needed.
Law
and
Justice
Minister:
Mahesh
Bhatt
The
producer
and
director
is
perhaps
one
of
the
most
vocal
personalities
in
Bollywood.
Whether
it
is
talking
about
the
face
of
cinema
in
India,
or
his
personal
life
or
the
need
for
a
secular
government,
Mahesh
Bhatt
is
the
first
to
speak
up.
So
this
portfolio
should
be
certainly
given
to
him.
Human
Resources
Minister:Salman
Khan
Salman
Khan
is
known
for
launching
newcomers
into
the
industry.
With
this
talet
of
his
to
spot
the
right
people
and
give
them
jobs,
i
think
he
will
be
perfect
as
the
Human
Resource
Minister.
Health
and
Welfare
Minister:
Bachchan
family
Starting
with
Abhishek,
the
junior
Bachchan
is
the
brand
ambassador
of
Global
Network
of
Neglected
Tropical
Diseases
campaign
'END7'.
His
famous
wife
Aishwarya
is
the
Goodwill
Ambassador
for
UNAIDS.
Big
B
has
always
been
a
conscientious
citizen
and
his
support
for
UNICEF`s
Pulse
Polio
campaign
had
a
huge
impact
on
the
country,
so
with
so
much
welfare
being
done
by
the
Bachchan
family
why
not
hire
the
entire
family
to
do
the
same
for
the
country.
Sports
Minister:
Akshay
Kumar
He
is
the
fittest
actor
in
Bollywood.
The
face
of
Special
Olympics,
master
in
martial
art
and
a
lover
of
sports,
Akshay
Kumar
is
the
best
choice
to
carry
the
baton
of
this
ministry,
which
has
been
marred
by
much
politics
and
controversy.
Once
in
power,
a
no-nonsense
Kumar
will
make
sure
that
only
sports
is
promoted
with
his
ministry's
funds.
He
will
also
give
boost
to
sports
other
than
cricket.
Culture:
Gulzar
Gulzar
writes,
speaks
and
reflects
India's
deep-rooted
traditions
and
culture.
He
loves
to
play
with
words
and
will
go
to
any
length
to
promote
literature
and
art.
Railway
Minister:
Shahrukh
Khan
Shahrukh
Khan
is
very
closely
associated
with
trains.
If
you
observe
each
movie
of
his
has
a
train
scene
for
example
in
Kabhi
Alvida
Na
Kehna,
Chennai
Express,
Dilwale
Dulhania
Le
Jayenge,
Jab
Tak
Hai
Jaan,
Main
Hoon
Na,
Veer
Zaara
and
many
more.
In
fact
his
Chainya
Chainya
number
on
top
of
the
train
is
famous
even
today.
So
with
so
much
knowledge
about
train,
he
is
perfect
for
the
job.
Tourism:
Karan
Johar
Another
favourite
of
NRIs,
Karan
brought
the
world
to
us.
How
he
loves
to
promote
the
UK
and
US
only
strengthens
our
argument
to
make
him
the
tourism
minster.
Karan
showed
us
life
beyond
India
in
his
films
but
he
also
made
sure
that
foreigners
too
get
a
glimpse
of
Indian
hospitality.
He
via
his
films
has
made
India
a
beautiful
place
on
the
map
of
world
travel.