Tamasha (2015)(U/A)

Ranbir Kapoor - Aao Vada Kare Ki Hum Apne Baare Main Jo Bhi Kahenge Jooth Kahenge
Deepika Padukone - Aur Jooth Ke Siva Kuch Nahi Kahenge, And What Happens In Corsica Stays In Corsica

Ranbir Kapoor - Wahi kahani phir ek baar, Majnu ne liye kapde phaad, maar tamasha beech bazar

Deepika Padukone - One phone call, please.
Man - No money, go go.
Deepika Padukone - Ok fine… Jhand fakir, suvar ki aulad, mar ja saale kamine. Thank you!

Ranbir Kapoor - Tujhe toh pyaar ho gaya hai pagli.
Deepika Padukone - Haan. Haan Ved
Ranbir Kapoor - Par kisi aur se

Ranbir Kapoor - Dukh ho raha hai? Tere jism ki bhookh tere vaade ko kamzor bana rahi hai?

Ranbir Kapoor - DON, Barah Mulkon Ki Police Mujhe Dhoondh Rahi Hai Aur Aap...
Deepika Padukone - Main Mona, Mona Darling
Ranbir Kapoor - Toh Main Aap Ko Mona Kahun Ya Darling

DeepikaPadukone - Yeh tum nahi ho Ved, yeh sab nakli hai.
Ranbir Kapoor - Main woh Don thodi na hu Tara, woh toh acting thi na.Woh main ek role play kar raha tha aur yeh main real mein hoon.
Deepika Padukone - Phir toh main kisi aur ke saath hoon Ved, main kuch aur dhoond rahi hoon.