Rajinikanth
Jokes
(Part
1)
Rajinikanth
was
shot
today...
Tomorrow
is
the
bullet's
funeral!
Rajinikanth
killed
a
terrorist
in
Pakistan
'via
Bluetooth'!
Rajinikanth
can
draw
a
straight
line
with
a
compass!
Rajinikanth
knows
who
let
the
dogs
out!!
Rajinikanth
Jokes
(Part
1)
Rajinikanth's
pulse
is
measured
in
Richter
scale!
The
new
Rupee
symbol
is
actually
Rajinikanth's
signature!
Rajinikanth
participated
in
100m
race,
obviously
he
came
first,
but
Einstein
died
watching
that,
since
Light
came
second!!
Rajinikanth
Jokes
(Part
1)
Rajinikanth
has
a
statue
of
Madame
Tussauds
at
his
house!!
Rajinikanth
is
the
secret
of
Boost's
energy;
and
Complan
is
a
Rajinikanth
boy!
Rajinikanth
can
whistle
in
5
different
languages!
Only
Rajinikanth
knows
why
Mona
Lisa
is
smiling.
Rajinikanth
Jokes
(Part
1)
When
Alexander
Graham
Bell
first
used
his
telephone,
he
realised
that
he
already
had
two
missed
calls
from
Rajinikanth.
The
apple
which
fell
on
Newton
was
actually
thrown
by
Rajinikanth!
An
email
was
sent
from
Pune
to
Mumbai,
Rajinikanth
stopped
it
in
Lonawala!
Rajinikanth
Jokes
(Part
1)
Why
does
needle
of
magnetic
compass
always
point
towards
North???
.
.
Because,
Rajinikanth
lives
in
the
South
and
no
one
has
guts
to
point
at
him!!!
Rajinikanth
is
the
person
in
the
world
who
can
make
his
girlfriend
admit
her
mistake!
Rajinikanth
went
to
the
world
cooking
championship...of
course
Rajini
won.
But
guess
what
did
he
make
in
final???
Lal
mirchi
ki
meethi
kheer.