Amitabh
Bachchan
Talks
About
A
Fan
Offering
Him
A
Job
The
Brahmastra
actor
wrote
on
his
blog,
"Expect
the
unexpected
from
the
Ef
ever
..
and
one
such
brightness
evolves
in
this
creativity
which
kind
of
reflects
one
of
my
posers
in
the
Blog."
Amitabh
Bachchan
Shares
The
Job
Letter
On
His
Blog
The
letter
read-
Dear
Mr.
Amitabh
Bachchan,
Re:
Your
Application
for
an
alternate
job
vide
Day
4539
In
view
of
the
permanent
kind
of
temporary
moratorium
on
work
imposed
on
you
by
the
governance
due
to
your
age,
and
the
loss
of
revenue
caused
by
the
same,
we
are
pleased
to
inform
you
that
your
application
for
an
alternate
job
is
temporarily
under
review
for
permanent
reasons...
(By
the
way,
before
we
forget,
please
register
our
request
that
if
you
understand
anything
of
what
we
are
saying,
please
let
us
know
too...)
So,
here
is
our
offer
-
Sir,
if
you
wish
to
do
nothing,
yet
you
want
to
feel
as
if
you
are
something,
then
we
suggest
that
you
become
the
President
of
the
United
States...
But
if
you
want
to
do
something
which
will
last
forever,
then
we
suggest
that
you
open
a
Peace
Shop...
Sell
Peace...
that
shop
can
never
go
out
of
business...
Let
us
draft
a
flowchart
for
you
to
prepare
for
the
venture...
1)
Vision
-
To
provide
a
rolling
plan
for
ways
and
means
to
acquire
and
sustain
peace...
2)
Mission
-
Make
sure
that
it
remains
a
rolling
plan...
Peace
alive
is
peace
dead...
3)
Aims
and
Objectives
-
Define
Peace,
develop
immeasurable
standards
for
peace,
and
draft
governance
models
for
ensuring
that
the
standards
are
impossible
to
achieve...
4)
Policies
-
Develop
and
enforce
codes
of
conduct
which
will
make
the
objectives
happen..
.5)
Systems
-
Draft
and
build
an
organisation
of
functions
which
are
both
horizontally
and
vertically
indefinite...
Make
sure
that
everything
and
everyone
is
included...
6)
Procedures
-
Develop
and
establish
procedures
for
each
function
such
that
no
single
procedure
is
standalone...
every
procedure
must
rely
on
another
to
produce
results...
7)
Standards
-
Establish
standards
for
each
procedure...
Make
sure
that
the
standards
are
not
auditable...
we
live
in
a
democracy...
Use
the
preamble
to
beat
audits...
8)
Codes
of
Practice
-
Adopt
all
new
codes
of
practice...
Remember,
history
is
recorded
for
telling
us
what
has
been
defeated
in
the
past...
Historical
successes
are
compromised...
We
sincerely
hope
that
you
will
lead
our
temporary
enterprise...
We
will
wrap
it
up
as
soon
as
it
shows
signs
of
positive
results...
Looking
forward
to
your
favourable
response,
and
assuring
you
of
our
best
services
at
all
times,
We
remain,
Yours
truly,
Sd/-
Big
B
Seems
To
Be
Impressed
By
The
Job
Offer
Amitabh
Bachchan
concluded
his
blog
post
by
writing,
"My
job
is
now
insured,"
along
with
a
bunch
of
face
with
tear
of
joys
emojis.
Earlier,
Senior
Bachchan
Had
Asked
Fans
To
Suggest
Alternate
Job
Options
For
Him
While
reflecting
over
the
current
work
scenario
amid
the
COVID-19
crisis,
the
senior
actor
had
written
on
his
blog,
"There
are
of
course
many
other
anxieties
that
trouble
the
mind.
Government
authorities
have
stipulated
that
those
at
65
age
and
above
cannot
go
out
to
work...
For
people
like
me,
my
profession
and
my
78
yrs,
it's
packers
then!"
The
actor
had
even
jokingly
asked
his
fans
to
suggest
alternate
career
options
for
him.